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Goodness Gracious Me, Series Three

Goodness Gracious Me is a BBC sketch comedy show starring four British Asian actors: Sanjeev Bhaskar, Meera Syal, Nina Wadia and Kulvinder Ghir. It was originally made for BBC Radio 4 (1996-1998), and subsequently televised for BBC Two (1998-2001). more »

Woman:
If you were an animal, what sort of animal would you be?

Man:
Er, I'd be a tiger. Rrrr!

Woman:
What about me?

Man:
Ah, you'd be a bird of paradise.

Woman:
Aww. Why's that?

Man:
'Cos you've got a hooky nose like a beak, and your voice is all screechy: "Aar! Aar!" And you've got feathery stuff on your lip, and then your feet are like this [makes claw shapes with hands], and then you've got a wobbly fat arse and…[notices his date has gone] cheque, please!

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