Gravity Falls, Season 2

[Soos inserts "Romance Academy 7" disc into hard drive; a "Year 2000 Electronics" title screen is shown]

Soos:
Man, I can't wait for the year 2000.

[the main menu for "Romance Academy 7" pops up; the options are "Start," "Quit," and "Shizenhakka" (romaji for "spontaneous combustion")]

Soos:
Ehh, start! [clicks; watches intro sequence with Japanese and English texts] "When the cherry petals of magic romance academy are in bloom... anthyding can hadplen." That is so true. [a pink-haired schoolgirl appears]

.GIFfany:
Oh, hi there! My name is .GIFfany. I'm a schoolgirl at School University. Will you help me carry my books? [options for "Yes of course!", "I am impatient! Date me now!" and "Hey look a squid!" appear]

Soos:
I'm really feeling number two here. Click! [buzzes] Ah! I messed up!

.GIFfany:
That's okay. Try again! [Soos clicks "Yes of course!", awards him "100 Love Points" as coins and a cat fall down the screen]

Soos:
Wow, I'm learning! And games are making it fun!

.GIFfany:
What would you like to talk about? [options for "Your interests!", "Samurais!" and "Squids!" appear]

Soos:
I'd rather just click your face. [clicks her face] Ngah... ngah!

.GIFfany':
Ha ha. You are so funny!

Soos:
Man, this game is amazing! I don't know why anyone abandoned it.

.GIFfany:
And I'm sure you'll never abandon me, new boyfriend.

Soos:
Boyfriend? Oh-hoh my, Giffany. It's almost like you're actually alive.

.GIFfany:
Yes... Almost. Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! [Soos chuckles; pan to show the unplugged cord to Soos's computer]

Soos:
Oh, man. You have such a nice laugh.