Gravity Falls, Season 2

Agent Powers:
Stanford Pines, you stand accused of theft of government waste, conspiracy, and possession of illegal weapons. How do you plead to these charges?

Stan:
Uhh... guilti-cent! I mean, inno-guilty! Um... can I have my phone call?

[cut to a "Yumberjacks" fast food restaurant where Soos is at the drive-thru]

Soos:
Okay, gimme whatever you got that comes with a free toy.

Stan:
[via walkie-talkie] "Soos!!"

Soos:
[touches drive-thru lumberjack-speaker] Mr. Pines? Is this some sort of... possession situation?

Stan:
"Soos, pick up!!" [Soos picks up walkie-talkie]

Soos:
Mr. Pines, what happened? I heard you got arrested or something? I had to go get some panic food.

Stan:
"Listen, I need something from you." [at police station] You know that vending machine in the gift shop? [via walkie-talkie] "I need you to guard it with your LIFE. No matter what happens, no matter who talks to you, don't let them touch that machine."

[the walkie-talkie slowly cuts off communications]

Soos:
Time for a repair guy... to become a repair man.

Drive-Thru Employee:
[hands out a kids box] Sir, your Junior Yum-Yum Baby-Time Kiddo Meal?

Soos:
Just put one in my mouth. [employee takes a fry into Soos's mouth, eats it] Let's do this.