Gravity Falls, Season 2

Stan:
Finally! After all these long years of waiting, you're actually here! Brother!

Ford:
(Punches him in the face)

Stan:
Oh! Ow! What the heck was that for?!

Ford:
This was an insanely risky move: restarting the portal! Didn't you read my warnings?!

Stan:
Warnings, schmarnings. How's about maybe a thanks for saving you from what appears to be, I don't know, some kind of sci-fi sideburn dimension?

Ford:
Thank you? You really think I'm gonna thank you after what you DID THIRTY YEARS AGO?!

Stan:
What I did? Why, you ungrateful... (Tries to punch him but Ford ducks and grabs him) Don't expect me to go easy on you, just because you're... family. (As Ford slams him to the ground) Ah!

Mabel:
Hey, hi. Mabel here. Quick question: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!

Ford:
Stan, you didn't tell me there were children down here. And some sort of large, hairless gopher?

Soos:
Heh heh. I get that a lot.

Stan:
They're your family, Poindexter. Shermie's grandkids.

Ford:
I-I have a niece and nephew? (Shakes Mabel's hand) Greetings. Do kids still say greetings? I haven't been in this dimension for a really long time.

Mabel:
Whoa, a six-fingered handshake? It's a full finger friendlier than normal!

Ford:
Heha, I like this kid. She's weird.

Dipper:
I-I can't believe it... YOU'RE THE AUTHOR OF THE JOURNALS!

Ford:
You've read my journals?

Dipper:
I haven't just read them; I've lived them! I've been waiting for so long to meet you, I-I don't know what to say I have so many question I [Starts breathing heavily] OOOOOOHHH I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP. [Mabel comes over and pats him on the back] Hmmpf! No-no, false alarm. Hmmpf! Just gotta ride it out!