Gravity Falls, Season 2

Stanley:
Look, you gonna explain what's going on, here? You're acting like Mom after her tenth cup of coffee.

Stanford:
Listen, there isn't must time. I've made huge mistakes and I don't know who I can trust anymore.

Stanley:
Hey, uh, easy there. Let's talk this through, okay?

Stanford:
I have something to show you. Something you won't believe.

Stanley:
Look, I've been around the world, okay? Whatever it is, I'll understand. [standing in the portal room] There is nothing about this I understand.

Stanford:
It's a trans-universal gateway, a punched hole through a weak spot in our dimension. I created it to unlock the mysteries of the universe. But it could just as easily be harnessed for terrible destruction. That's why I shut it down and hid my journals, which explained how to operate it. There's only one journal left, and you are the only person I can trust to take it. [gives Stan the journal] I have something to ask of you. Remember our plans to sail around the world on a boat? [Stan smiles] Take this book, get on a boat, and sail as far away as ya can, to the edge of the Earth! Bury it where no one can find it!

Stanley:
[angered] That's IT?! You finally want to see me after ten years, and it's to tell me to get as far away from you as possible?!

Stanford:
Stanley, you don't understand what I'm up against! What I've been through!

Stanley:
No, no! You don't understand what I've been through! I've been to prison in three different countries! I once had to chew my way out of the trunk of a car! You think you've got problems? I've got a mullet, Stanford! Meanwhile, where have you been? Living it up in your fancy house in the woods! Selfishly hoarding your college money, because you only care about yourself!

Stanford:
[indignant and furious] I'm selfish? I'm selfish, Stanley?! How can you say that to me after costing me my dream school?! I'm giving you a chance to do the first worthwhile thing in your life and you won't even listen!

Stanley:
Well, listen to this: You want me to get rid of this book? Fine! I'll get rid of it for you! [he pulls out a lighter and brings it to Journal 3]

Ford:
No! (Grabs the journal) You don't understand!

Stan:
(Takes it back) You said you wanted me to have it so I'll do what I want with it!

Ford:
My research! (Tackles Stan, then runs for the journal, but Stan trips him. Ford runs after him) Stanley, give it back! (Pushes him onto some of the buttons)

Stan:
You want it back, you're gonna have to try harder than that!