Gravity Falls, Season 2

[Stan's RV enters Gravity Falls. The kids cheer]

Dipper:
I still feel a little bad about wrecking those tourist traps.

Stan:
Aw, come on! Everyone loves my pranks. And the best part is, I never have to face any consequen-- SWEET LORD!! [Stan stops the RV and sees the Mystery Shack already vandalised by the three tourist trap owners] AH, COME ON!!

[closeup on graffiti:
"Stan is a HACK!"; "Stan is a BUTT: Granny Sweetkins says eat it Pines!"; the Upside-Down Town boss rotates the gift shop sign upside-down as payback; the Corn Maze Worker breaks one headlight on Stan's RV with a baseball ball]

Corn Maze Worker:
That's what you get! That's what you get! [laughs mischievously as he runs off with the other trap owners]

Stan:
I don't understand. I completely don't deserve this!

Dipper:
Oh, man, are we gonna have to help clean this up?

Mabel:
Nah, I'm sure Soos will take care of it. Where is Soos, anyway?

[post-credits scene:
Soos is still stuck in the Corn Maze]

Soos:
Okay, Soos, remember what your grandma taught you. When you get lost, stay exactly where you are, and don't move. [pause] Don't...move...! [another long pause] You know, I would make a really good scarecrow.