Gravity Falls, Season 2

[At the Gravity Falls High School]

Wendy:
My dawgs! What up?

Mabel:
Wendy, what are you doing here?

Wendy:
Ugh, high school registration.

Mabel:
Ooh! You know, I'm only a year away from high school myself. Would you say your experience is more "rom-com", or "wacky romp"?

Wendy:
More like "teen horror movie"! High school is the worst. Classes get super-hard, your body just flat out turns against you, and worst of all, everybody hates you! [gestures towards two girls snarling at each other]

Thompson:
[huddled against a wall] Can't do it! CAN'T DO ANOTHER YEAR!

Robbie:
My hormones are like a SWEATY CAGE! [punches a bulletin board]

Mabel:
Why aren't they singing about following their dreams? TV taught me that high school was like some sort of musical...

Wendy:
TV lied, man! If you can avoid growing up, do it! I'd give anything to be twelve again.