Gravity Falls, Season 2

Ford:
I'll die before I join you! I know your weakness, Bill!

Bill:
Oh, yeah? And I know a riddle: Why did the old man do this? (holds his arms at his sides vertically)

Ford:
(copying Bill's pose) "This?" (Bill suddenly turns him into a gold statue)

Bill:
Because I needed a new backscratcher! (Laughs with the Henchmaniacs)

Dipper:
That's ENOUGH! Hand over my uncle! (Holds up Journal 3) Or else!

Bill:
Now isn't...this...INTERESTING?! (teleports right in front of Dipper) My old puppet is back for an encore! (dangles the petrified Ford) You think you can stop me? Go ahead, Pinetree, show me what you got!

Dipper:
(flips through Journal 3) I...uh, I...(sees a blacklight entry on Bill saying "IF HE GAINS PHYSICAL FORM THEN ALL IS LOST!")

Bill:
(mockingly) "I, um, I--" Do it, kid! Do some brilliant thing that takes me down right now! Whaddya got, Pinetree? Everyone's waiting! DO IT!

Dipper:
BILL--!! (lunges at Bill, who effortlessly blasts him into a tree. The Henchmaniacs jeer)

Bill:
(levitates the Journals) That's right. Don't be a hero, kid! (shows Ford) This is what happens to heroes in my world! (Sets the Journals aflame)

Dipper:
NO!! The Journals!

Bill:
Not much of a threat now, are you?