Gravity Falls, Season 2

Dipper:
[pants] Oh my gosh! This is crazy. I'm-I'm losing my mind. We have to get out of here. We have to go back... to the real world!!

[many people and Mabel gasp out of earshot; Waffle Guards tackle Dipper down on the ground]

Dipper:
Hey!

Waffle Guard:
Under Article Smiley Face of Exhibit Squeaky Duck, you are hereby accused of breaking our one rule—mentioning reality. [people mutter indistinctly] Prepare to be banished from this land forever! [open a portal out to much-destroyed Gravity Falls]

Dipper:
Mabel!! You're smarter than this!! Bill has you hypnotized or something!! Are you really gonna let them banish me!?!

Mabel:
No! Of course not! That's my brother, guys! There's gotta be another way.

Waffle Guard:
Very well. If Dipper wishes to stay, he must plead his case in the ultimate trial... of fantasy vs. reality. [is bitten by Soos] Hey! Seriously?!

Soos:
[pointing to a stuffed rhino] It was him.