Hawaii Five-0, Season 1

[Danny has the suspect tied to the front of his car and is driving haphazardly through the streets.]

Steve:
Just for the record. If I pulled something like this, you would be reading me the Riot Act about proper police procedure.

Danny:
No. I'd probably just arrest you.

[The suspect is banging the windshield and screaming.]

Steve:
When compared to this, hanging a guy off a roof and throwing a guy into a shark cage seems pretty tame.

Danny:
You know what, I disagree. I think the shark cage is way worse than this.

Steve:
Whatever. You're wrong. I'm just saying, to be clear, next time I get a free pass, ok?