Hawaii Five-0, Season 1

[Steve notices a New Jersey postcard, but Danny had to bring up his old eating joints]

Steve:
Do you realize how much of your life revolves around food?

Danny:
Do you realize how much of your life revolves around armed conflict?

Steve:
Let me ask you a question: Where do people from New Jersey vacation?

Danny:
Um, I don't know. I-I would imagine they vacation all over the place.

Steve:
Okay. And you're you're aware the fact that perhaps many people from New Jersey vacation here in Hawaii?

Danny:
I'm sure some misguided people do, sure, yeah.

Steve:
Okay, good. And how many Hawaiians do you think vacation in New Jersey?

Danny:
I don't know.

Steve:
I can help you with that answer if you want. The answer is zero, Danny, because nobody here, except you, wants to be there, okay? Because aside from a couple of great singers, New Jersey doesn't exactly scream––

Danny:
[interrupts] Oh, oh..Whoa, a few great singers?!! Sinatra, Springsteen...

Steve:
Right.

Danny:
A few great sing––Jonathan Bon Jovi.

Steve:
I'm sorry, Bon Jovi?!

Danny:
Absolutely Bon Jovi.

Steve:
You serious?

Danny:
He's right up there. "You Give Love a Bad Name", "Wanted Dead or Alive"...

Steve:
Now you're giving me song titles.

Danny:
I'm giving you classic song titles!