Hawaii Five-0, Season 3

Steve:
Problem?

Danny:
No.

Steve:
Then why are you staring at me?

Danny:
You hired somebody to run surveillance on your mother?

Steve:
Okay, I know what you're gonna say.

Danny:
Well, what am I gonna say?

Steve:
That hiring somebody to spy on their mother is the act of a crazy person.

Danny:
Uh, yeah, I would've used different words like, uh, "whack job" or "psychopath". "Crazy" works, though. It works.

Steve:
I had no choice, Danny, okay?

Danny:
Have you ever tried speaking to your mother like a like a human being, like normal people do?

Steve:
What am I going to say? "Mom, I know you're running a covert op. What is it?"

Danny:
Yeah, that would work.