Hawaii Five-0, Season 3

[Savannah is sitting at the back of Danny's car as he and Steve are driving to question a suspect]

Savannah:
Okay, let me get this straight-- this is Detective Williams' car, but Commander McGarrett does all the driving?

Steve:
It's 'cause I'm the better driver.

Danny:
He's a control freak. That's why he drives.

Steve:
And he's got issues with, uh, the truth.

Savannah:
Okay.

Danny:
[looks at Steve] Why don't you tell her about the remote control thing you got?

Steve:
What remote control thing?

Danny:
The thing where you come to my house and you grab the clicker and you got to be in charge and you got to pick which TV station we watch.

Steve:
Okay, the way I was brought up...

Danny:
Uh-huh.

Steve:
[shrugs] ...it's polite to let the guest choose, oh, what you're gonna watch on TV, all right?

Danny:
Okay. Fair enough. What about having to be first through every single door? Or having the last word every conversation? Or picking where I eat lunch every single day?

Steve:
You.

Danny:
Why? What-what does Emily Post have to say about that? Hmm?

Steve:
I mean, you're indecisive. I can't help it if you're indecisive.

Danny:
I'm not indecisive. You're a control freak.

Savannah:
[to the camera, Steve and Danny continue arguing in the background] These two fight, but really they love each other.