Hawaii Five-0, Season 5

[Steve and Danny are being interviewed as part of their yearly psychological evaluations.]

Danny:
So, uh, we have been together for 3 years.

Steve:
4.

Danny:
See, this is specifically what I'm talking about.

Steve:
I was correcting you.

Danny:
Okay, 4.

Steve:
Three years, eleven months, three days. Exactly.

Danny:
You're done? [Steve gives him a "duh" look.]

Psychologist:
Detective Williams asked you a question.

Steve:
What?

Psychologist:
He asked if you were going to allow him to finish his thought.

Steve:
Who's side are you on?

Psychologist:
I don't take sides, Commander. I'm an objective observer. You know the Governor asked me to oversee the annual psychological audit of personnel and I was concerned by what Detective Williams had to say.

Steve:
Okay, yeah, fine. So we don't agree on a few things but I don't see why that's such a big deal.

Danny:
[interrupts] "A few things"? A few things?! We don't agree on anything.