Hawaii Five-0, Season 5

[Kono holds up a bright red bikini and stares at Lou after being told she is to go undercover as a surfer]

Kono:
You're joking.

Lou:
Hey, don't look at me-- this is McGarrett's idea.

Kono:
[clears throat] Huh...I'm not wearing this.

Steve:
These girls are surfers; we know where they hang out. The only way we're gonna find them is if they don't see us coming. What's the problem?

Kono:
Okay, then it falls on me?

Lou:
Well, you're the surfer, ain't ya?

Steve:
Yeah. Plus, you're the only one who can walk down on that beach without broadcasting "cop". Hey, listen, we need eyes out there, okay? Somebody on that beach must know who these girls are, plus, the alternative is Grover in a Speedo.

Lou:
Hey. Couple of years ago, I could've pulled it off, but...[looks down at his belly] Well, you know.

Kono:
[sighs] Fine. But I pick the suit.