Hawaii Five-0, Season 5

Lou:
Raising kids is a lot like grilling burgers.

Danny:
Uh-huh.

Lou:
You can't poke them and prod them too much. All you can do is just watch them closely and be there when the flames jump up.

Danny:
That's it! There you go. That's fantastic.

Danny:
Steve?

Steve:
Yeah?

Danny:
You got to hear this. Grover is comparing, uh, raising children to, uh, making hamburgers.

Lou:
What's the matter with that?

Steve:
I like it.

Danny:
You like it?

Steve:
I like it.

Danny:
Right. 'Cause the analogy is free, like, uh, the-the booze is free. The beers are free. Everything is free.