Hawaii Five-0, Season 5

Lou:
Oh, Jerry, by the way, I've been meaning to ask you. You're not one of those nuts that thinks Elvis is still alive, are you?

Jerry:
Of course not. No sane person believes he is. Elvis died years ago. Almost as long as Paul McCartney.

Chin:
What? He's one of the two Beatles who actually is still alive.

Jerry:
Nope. Died in a car crash in '67. Replaced with a look-alike.

Kono:
One very talented look-alike.

Steve:
Come on, Jer, everybody knows that's an urban legend.

Jerry:
What?

Steve:
What "what"?

Jerry:
Have you listened to "Strawberry Fields"? The evidence is all there. John confessed.

Lou:
[deadpan] Oh sure. And I suppose Ringo shot Kennedy.