Hawaii Five-0, Season 5

[Steve and Danny are flying out to release a W80 warhead underwater]

Danny:
Fantastic. Well, I guess the good news is that dying would be better than looking at your bald head for the rest of my life.

Steve:
What are you rambling about?

Danny:
I got a nuke at my foot, okay? What am I rambling about? If we don't die, which is a gigantic if, I'm gonna be microwaving eggs with my finger, okay?

Steve:
Nobody's gonna die, Danny.

Danny:
Oh, really? Look, it's, uh, it's Dr. Strangelove-- he's back. Aren't you the one who said that residual radiation is-is not so bad, but it's the direct contact that is?

Steve:
No, I didn't say that exactly.

Danny:
Oh, well, you implied it. You basically said ...

Steve:
Listen to me, just listen to me.

Danny:
that I'm standing on the thing.

Steve:
Listen to me, all right? One kid is one thing, Danny, but two kids is something else, all right? And g-guess what, you got two kids now. You got two kids now, and one of them needs you to go home and do something really important for him, all right? So you don't get to die today, even though it would make my life a lot quieter.