Hawaii Five-0, Season 6

[The team is scattered in three different locations on a stakeout and are guessing (over their comms) how Steve got a black eye.]

Danny:
You selfishly punched yourself in the eyeball so that I didn't get to do it. Is that right?

Steve:
No. Not even close.

Danny:
You know, buddy, if it's something that's, uh, embarrassing, something you don't want to share with us, you know, we understand.

Chin:
[smirks] Yeah, we totally understand, Steve. The last thing we would want to do is make you uncomfortable.

Kono:
Yeah. You can tell us when you're ready, boss.

Steve:
[unimpressed] You guys suck at reverse psychology.

Lou:
Well, then tell us the damn story, why don't you?

Steve:
All right, you all know that I've been trained by the U.S. government to resist interrogation, right?

Danny:
That's fine. So we'll just keep taking bad guesses, then.