Hazbin Hotel

Vaggie:
[sighs] I... guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine. [Pentious beams] Or even with the war machine. [Pentious pouts]

Charlie Morningstar:
[hugs Vaggie] Ohh, thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou! Sir Pentious, welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!

Sir Pentious:
Ohh, no, darling, thank you! You won't regret this. [they enter]

Angel Dust:
[scoffs] I give ya a week, tops.

Charlie Morningstar:
So- this is the bar, and [indicates Husk] the bartender. This is the curtain, and this is the new wall, after you broke the last one, hehe. And, oh! This is- [Vaggie pulls her aside]

Vaggie:
Babe, you don't have to show him every detail.

Charlie Morningstar:
Sorry, I'm just so excited to have our first real guest!

Angel Dust:
Uh, what the Hell am I, then?

Charlie Morningstar:
Well, you're an important part of our family here, Angel. But, you, erm, uh...

Vaggie:
Constantly make us look bad, sexually harrass the staff, and have literally never once tried to improve?

Charlie Morningstar:
What she means is, it's just nice to have someone interested, for once. [as she follows Pentious, Angel looks forlorn] Over here, we have our maid, Niffty.

Niffty:
Ohhh! The bad boy is back! [scurries up Pentious' chest, unnerving him] Never leave me again.

Charlie Morningstar:
We're about 80% sure she's harmless. And over here, we have- [she almost runs into Alastor- grinning, as always- on the stairs] Oh! Uh, Alastor, our gracious facility manager! You've met our newest guest, Sir Pentious? [laughs uneasily]

Alastor:
Ah, yes! You're the one who ruined my coat! [menacingly] I definitely remember you now.

Charlie Morningstar:
Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson! Ahem: How To Apologize! The first step to becoming a better person, is to admit when you are wrong! Why don't you give it a try? [she pushes Pentious toward Alastor]

Sir Pentious:
[uneasily] Yes! Um... Mr., um, Radio Demon, sir. Please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat. Um... here. [hands Alastor the shred of coat he tore off previously]

Alastor:
Oho! Not many people have been able to take even this much off of me! It must have meant quite a lot to you. [he incinerates it]