Histeria!

Loud Kiddington:
Howdy, Carthaginians! Loud Kiddington here! And if I can't make you a deal, my dog Fetch'll eat a buffalo chip!

Fetch:
Say what?!

Loud Kiddington:
Yes sir, it's a giant year-end beast of burden blow-out! Check out these savings! Here's a nifty model - take a test drive on the all-new Lipizzaners!

Hannibal:
Wussies!

Loud Kiddington:
Or for rugged terrain, try our four-by-four all-weather oxen!

Hannibal:
Puny!

Loud Kiddington:
Or for something even tougher, we can fix you up with your very own Teamsters!

Hannibal:
Disgusting!