Histeria!
Hannibal:
It's not snack time! I want your opinion.
Toast:
Oh, well, I'd lose the hat, dude. It reeks.
Hannibal:
No, not my wardrobe! If you were going to invade Rome, which way would you go?
Toast:
[stares at the map and turns it upside-down] Uh... let's see...
Hannibal:
[points to map] It's right here!!
Toast:
Oh, right, gotcha. Uh... okay, I would go, like, uh... this way?
Hannibal:
Of course you would! Because you have the I.Q. of a fence! Which is precisely why we will go through the Alps, and invade from the North instead! Assemble the troops!
Toast:
Woah, check me out! I'm like, a military strategist. That's pretty cool, huh?
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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