Histeria!

Chit Chatterson:
Listen, Ive, now that you're tsar, you need to add a "the" to your name.

Ivan Vasilyevich (Froggo):
Huh?

Chit Chatterson:
You know, like Attila the Hun, William the Conqueror? I've got a list of suggestions for you, compiled by our oppreresive despot search department!

Ivan Vasilyevich:
Go on.

Chit Chatterson:
OK, how about Ivan the Icky?

Ivan Vasilyevich:
WHAT?! No!

Chit Chatterson:
I agree, very bad. OK, here's a good one - Ivan the Disagreeable! I like that one. It says you're mean but you can still be reasoned with.

Ivan Vasilyevich:
Absolutely not!

Chit Chatterson:
Ivan the Finicky?

Ivan Vasilyevich:
No!

Chit Chatterson:
Ivan the Colicky?

Ivan Vasilyevich:
No!

Chit Chatterson:
Okay let's see, what else, what else? Ah! Ooh, this is you! You're gonna love this one, Ivey baby - Ivan the Naughty!

Ivan Vasilyevich:
GET OUT! GET OUT! Aaaaaaah!

Chit Chatterson:
Ivan, you're terrible!

Ivan Vasilyevich:
That's it!

Chit Chatterson:
Faboo! I knew we could work something out, Ivan, the Terrible! Can I just call you "Bl" for short?

Ivan Vasilyevich:
NO! [kicks Chit out] Guards, off with his head!