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Histeria!

Histeria! is an animated series on Kids' WB that featured a regular cast performing comedy sketches based around history, created by the producers of Tiny Toon Adventures and Animaniacs. more »

Chistopher Columbus:
Crow's nest! You see anything?

Loud Kiddington:
LEMMIE CHECK, CAPTAIN! [peers through periscope] OH MY GOSH!! STRAIGHT AHEAD! YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT!

Christopher Columbus:
What is it?

Loud Kiddington:
GUESS!

Christopher Columbus:
Land?

Loud Kiddington:
[imitates buzzer] OH, I'M SO SORRY, NO! IT'S WATER!! YES, WATER! MILES AND MILES OF WATER! BUT WAIT! WHAT'S OVER THERE?! OH MY GOLLY! MORE WATER! WAIT! HOW ABOUT THAT THERE!? GUESS WHAT! MORE WATER! [tosses periscope away] YESTERDAY, WATER! THE DAY BEFORE, WATER! FOR THE PAST 70 DAYS, WATER! NOTHING BUT WATER! [face turning red] YOU STARTING TO GET THE PICTURE, CAPTAIN!?

Christopher Columbus:
I think the crow's nest needs a little vacae.

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