Histeria!

Miss Information:
We're walkin' past the famous Washington Monument, which as y'all know is named after the famous city of Washington DC.

George Washington:
Uh, ma'am, how many times do I have to tell you? The monument is named after me, George Washington.

Miss Information:
Oh really? Well, I don't think anyone calls this the George Monument, now do they?

George Washington:
Uh, no.

Miss Information:
Case dismissed! Let's hustle, people! We're walkin', we're movin', we're headin' towards the Lincoln Memorial, which of course was named after the town carver of the same name.