Hogan's Heroes, Season 2

General Burkhalter:
This is Colonel Stieffer of the SS. He has a special assignment for you.

Klink:
A pleasure, Colonel. A real pleasure. Whatever I can do for the SS will be a real privilege. And I am deeply moved by being chosen for this task! I know that this handshake will be the beginning of a long and lasting friendship!

SS-Colonel Stieffer:
The SS has no friends.

Klink:
Yes, sir, I think you've got a good idea on that. After all, when you add what you spend on dinner parties, luncheons, gifts- who needs the expense of friendship, when a little hatred doesn't cost you a cent?

General Burkhalter:
Let Colonel Stieffer talk for a change.

Klink:
Yes, sir. Schutltz! Not another word out of you until the Colonel is finished.

SS-Colonel Stieffer:
We have a very special prisoner we're turning over to you. And we expect you to make sure he doesn't escape.

Klink:
Sir, I can assure you, no one has ever escaped from Stalag 13.

SS-Colonel Stieffer:
So far he's escaped from nine of your camps since his capture.

Klink:
Well, he won't be leaving here so easily!

General Burkhalter:
If he does, you will be leaving yourself. Carrying snow shoes and a Russian road map!