ICarly, Season 3

[As Gibby, who is sitting on a chair, puts on his sock, Carly picks up a bean bag chair and throws it aside. She picks up two water bottles.]

Gibby:
Hey, Carly.

Carly:
Yeah?

Gibby:
Um– [Points on his foot] –is it weird if a guy grows hair between his toes?

Carly:
Why? Do you?

Gibby:
No.

Freddie:
[Runs in] Carly! Did you see Sam's email?

Carly:
No, what email?

Freddie:
She's in jail!

[Gibby stands up.]

Carly:
What? What happened?

Freddie:
[Shows Carly something on his phone] She was at the jiffy mart, buying a snack, and a guy cut in front of her. So she shoved a hot chili dog down his pants, and it turns out the guy was an ambassador from Mexico.

Carly:
[Groans angrily] Sam! So then what happened?

Freddie:
He yelled– [Speaks in Spanish] "Los frijoles calientes quema mis pantalones! Ohhhhh!"

Carly:
No! I mean, with Sam!

Freddie:
[Speaks in English] Oh. Uh, the cops showed up and took her down to juvie.

[Carly groans angrily.]

Freddie:
Her mom's on her way there, but Sam says there's no way she's getting out till tomorrow.

Gibby:
So you're canceling iCarly?

Freddie:
Well, I don't see how we're gonna be able to do the show–

Carly:
No, we're not canceling iCarly. We've never canceled the show, and my dad's watching it live tonight for the first time.

Gibby:
[Confused] I thought Spencer was your dad.

Carly:
[Annoyed] Gibby!

Freddie:
Well, how are we gonna do the show without Sam?

Carly:
[Gets an idea] Spencer!

[As Carly and Freddie run out of the studio, Gibby picks up scissors, sits down on the chair, and takes off his sock.]

Gibby:
Normal, here I come. [Starts cutting hair between his toes]