ICarly, Season 6

Spencer:
Look, you guys, it's not worth-(Gibby, who is sneaking up from behind, whacks him with a stop sign)

Gibby:
APRIL FOOLS, YEAH! Pow! Gotcha. (laughs)

Carly:
Gibby?!

Gibby:
What's up?

Freddie:
You just smashed him over the head with a stop sign!

Gibby:
Sure did.

Sam:
That's not how April Fools works!

Gibby:
Oh. (drops the stop sign, runs up to Spencer, kisses his cheek, and runs out. Spencer looks traumatized, but then puts his arms down and smiles)

Carly:
(pulls out her PearPhone) Hey, you know what? (the others all ask her) It's only 8:15, and we don't have to be out of this apartment 'til 10.

Spencer:
SO?!?!

Carly:
So...why don't we have a little party here?

Freddie:
A party?

Sam:
You mean with people, and snacks and drinks and a party bush?

Carly:
Yeah!

Freddie:
Can we invite T-Bo?

Carly:
Sure!

Sam:
(talks into T-Bo's magic lamp) HEY T-BO! GET OUT HERE, WE'RE HAVING A PARTY! Woo. (puts it back on the shelf. T-Bo is then magically summoned from the lamp)

T-Bo:
A party?! ...With a party bush? (the others all agree to it) Hey wait wait. Wh-what's the date today?

Freddie:
April 1st.

T-Bo:
Uh-huh. (grabs a stop sign and whacks Spencer with it) Shabow! (as he laughs, Carly, Sam and Freddie all look shocked) April Fools!

Spencer:
THAT...IS NOT HOW WE CELEBRATE!!!

Freddie:
T-Bo...

Carly:
Will you just take us to the next scene, please?

T-Bo:
Well, all right. (crosses his arms, wobbles his head and the scene cuts to him massaging Sam's shoulders as music plays.)

Sam:
Yeah-hah, now this is a party! (everyone cheers, and Sam and Spencer hi-five)

Carly:
Except wait. There's no party bush!

Spencer:
Yeah.

Freddie:
Whoa whoa whoa, I am NOT partying without a party bush.

Carly:
It's okay.

Freddie:
No! I want a party bush. (Carly is trying to talk over him) I can't have a party without-there's no party without the party bush! I gotta have the party bush. (Carly walks up to him and grabs his arm) If I don't have the-whooo! I feel weird! (starts to slowly fall to the floor) I-I need a party bush. I need a-something-I need a party bush. I need a party bush.

Spencer:
Uh, T-Bo...will you blink us a party bush already?

T-Bo:
Hold on...I'm blinking. (crosses his arms and wags his head at them. A party bush appears and the others cheer)

Freddie:
Okay. Now what do we do?

Carly:
Uh, we just hang out and talk about stuff that happened to us in the past.

Spencer:
You know, I sure like that web show you kids do, iCarly.

[The three of them thank him]

Sam:
Hey Carls, remember why we came up with the idea to do iCarly?

Carly:
Yeah. It's cause Ms. Briggs said we-

Sam:
Whoa hey! Sshhhh! Let's just, think back on it.

Carly:
Riiigghtt.

Spencer:
Can we, all think back on it together?

Carly:
Yeah sure.

Sam:
Um, let's see. Carly and I were at school.

[Everyone looks up for a flashback]

[flashback]

Ms. Briggs:
Yes, and I imagine you'll even be sorrier after I grade your next exams.

Carly:
Uh, Ms. Briggs.

Mrs Briggs:
What!

Carly:
I typed up a list of all the kids we think should be in the talent show. [hands Ms. Briggs the list]

Ms. Briggs:
Snorting milk, pogo-stick hopping? These aren't talents!

Sam:
They were the most fun kids to watch.

Ms. Briggs:
Goodbye. [begins to walk out]

Carly:
Wait! So you're not gonna let any of the kids we picked be in the show?

Ms. Briggs:
That's right, girls. [begins to walk out again]

[There's a sudden whirling noise and a bright light, to which Spencer dressed as Ms. Briggs appears in the middle of the school hallway.]

Fake Ms. Briggs:
I am the real Ms. Briggs from an alternate universe.

Carly:
Woah.

Sam:
Holy chiz.

Ms Briggs:
You fool. [walks over to the fake Ms. Briggs] If our energies collide, it will cause an explosion of galactic magnitude!

Fake Ms. Briggs:
Scared Ms. Briggs?!

Ms. Briggs:
I'm not scared of you!

[They both make noises and jump round in a circle before beginning to attack]

Carly:
No don't!

Sam:
Don't touch each other!

[Both Ms. Briggs touch and they beginning shaking and light appears around them]

Sam:
[to everyone] Hit the floor!

[Everyone gets down on the floor, both Ms. Briggs carry on shaking more and more and they eventually blow up]

[Both Carly and Sam get up and walk over to the bright orange mark left on the floor while also coughing because of the smoke]

Carly:
Wow.

Sam:
Yeah.

[School bell rings]

Carly:
Hey we should start a web show.

Sam:
Okay, what will we call it?

[Freddie runs in]

Freddie:
How about "iCarly"?

Carly and Sam:
Okay!

Freddie:
Yeah!

[A dog randomly in the school hallway barks, and so the three of them turn to it]

Carly:
Oh Sparky.

[All three of them laugh]

[They all freeze, then Freddie quickly itches his nose and then freezes again]

[after flashback]

Freddie:
Aww, I'd forgotten about old Sparky.

Spencer:
Well, he's never far from our hearts.

Carly:
Cause his head's always right there on our wall.

[They all look up to at Sparky's head on the wall.]

Sparky:
Woof woof, woof woof!

Spencer:
Sttaaayyy.

Sparky:
Woof!

Spencer:
Stay boy.

[Sparky stops barking]

Spencer:
Good Sparky!

Carly:
Hey, what time is it? (Gibby can be seen sneaking up from behind with a stop sign)

Spencer:
(grabs his PearPhone) Looks like it is about... (Gibby smacks him with the sign and laughs)

Gibby:
APRIL FOOLS!

Spencer:
DUDE!

Sam:
Quit whacking Spencer in the head and go get me some fried chicken.

Carly:
Sam, how can you eat chickens? Don't you remember little Pouchy?

Sam:
Pouchy? Oh wait, yeah, I think I do remember him. From uh, from-

Carly:
The past?

Sam;:
Riigght, the past. He was one of those six little chicks we saved.

Freddie:
Oh I remember that day!

Sam:
Um hum.

[Everyone looks up for a flashback]

Spencer:
[turns to a woman with a harp in the kitchen] Play the harp.

[She plays the harp and Spencer looks up again with the others.

[flashback]

[Sam and Carly walk out of the elevator worried, but then start to hear the baby chick]

Sam and Carly:
Ahhh!

[They both run back into the elevator and find Pouchy]