ICarly, Season 6

Spencer:
[shouts down the corridor] Carly, c'mon!

[Carly walks round the corner with all the luggage, groaning. She drops the bags and leans against Freddie's front door, but the door opens and she falls in and screams. She gets up, still groaning and closes the door]

Spencer:
How you doing?

Carly:
[Throws a hat on the floor] I'm sick and dying! Urgh!

Spencer:
Maybe I should take you to a doctor.

Carly:
No. [Starts picking all the bags back up] no, just, open our door so I can... go in there and just be alone.

[Spencer opens the front door]

[Sam, Freddie, Gibby and T-Bo are all hanging out in their apartment]

Spencer:
Hey! Heyy!!

[They all say hi]

Carly:
[walks in to find Sam, Freddie, Gibby and T-Bo partying in the apartment] What is going on here?

Sam:
I'm cooking steaks.

Freddie:
Playing video games.

T-Bo:
I'm in a kiddie pool!

Gibby:
Gibbeh!!!

Spencer:
How long, have you guys been hanging out in OUR apartment?

Sam:
Uh, how long you guys been on vacation?

Spencer:
8 days.

Sam:
'bout 8 days.

Carly groans and falls to the floor

Freddie:
She ok?

Spencer:
No, she's like dying.

Sam:
Gib, help her up!

Gibby:
Kk.

Gibby helps Carly stand up

T-Bo:
Man, she looks sicky sick.

Spencer:
Yeah, she's got jungle worms.

Gibby:
[drops Carly] Oh my god! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!! [runs out of the apartment]

Freddie:
What are jungle worms?

Sam:
They're like these scuzzy little parasites that set up camp in your guts.

Spencer helps Carly onto the couch while she continues groaning

Spencer:
How do you know about jungle worms?

Sam:
My mom got them from using some foreign guy's toothbrush.

Freddie:
So, what are the symptoms?

Spencer:
Uhh, dry mouth..

Carly:
I'm so thirsty.

Spencer:
..chills..

Carly:
Can someone cover me with a blanket?

Spencer:
..moaning..

Carly:
[moans]

Spencer:
..groaning..

Carly:
[groans]

Spencer:
..and a lot of, you know..

[Carly runs into the bathroom and throws up]

Spencer:
vomiting.

Sam:
Poor kid.

Spencer:
Yeah.

Freddie:
One of us should probably get in there and help her.

Sam:
Hey these steaks are ready.

[They all go over to Sam for some steak, leaving Carly in the bathroom alone]