ICarly, Season 6

Carly:
So, I was thinking to close the show, instead of random dancing...

Sam:
Yeah.

Carly:
...we can try random scratching, and then maybe Freddie could-

Spencer:
Hey! Ohhh, done! Whoo! [Sam and Carly just look at Spencer without saying anything] I say, it's done! Woooooo! [Sam and Carly still don't say anything] C'mon, ask me about it!

Sam:
We can see, you made a snowman!

Spencer:
Uhhh, it's a snowwoman, duh. Can't you see her snowbahoobies? That's how you know that it's a- [a snowboob falls off] Dang it! Ah, I can fix that, wait. Urgh!

[Elevator opens and Gibby comes out of it]

Gibby:
Hey hey, guess what. I started using deodorant. [Everyone looks at him oddly] But I can't decide which scent I like best, so under my right arm I used Ocean Breeze... [Sam quickly gets out of her chair away from Gibby] ...and under my left I used Summer Swagger. Carly, c'mon. Which one smells best?..

Carly:
Gibby, no no, Gibby no... [tries to get Gibby to stop him from making her smell his underarms]

[Gibby forces Carly's head under his underarm]

Gibby:
Alright, that's the Ocean Breeze.

[Carly keeps trying to escape]

Sam:
I'd stop this if it wasn't hilarious.

[Carly is finally free]

Gibby:
Now smell the left, let's go. [Carly is forced under his other pit and keeps trying to escape again] Okay, that's the Summer Swagger. Breathe it in deep. [Carly's free again] So which one you like best?

Carly:
Probably the Ocean Breeze.

Gibby:
I knew it! Hey, is that a snowlady?

Spencer:
Straight up!

Gibby:
I think one of her bahoobies might've--

Spencer:
Yeah, I know about it!

Gibby:
Okay.

Freddie:
Hello, good people, and Sam!

Spencer:
Hey.

Sam:
What up with the fruit bowl, fruit bowl?

Freddie:
I just thought you guys might like some pears, Pear for you, [to Carly] pear for you, [to Spencer] pear for you. [to Gibby]

Gibby:
I'm wearing deodorant.

Carly:
So, why the pears?

Freddie:
'Cause this Freddie just got himself a job working at the Pear Store.

Carly:
Cool!

Spencer:
You're selling computers?

Freddie:
Yep! Ipears, Pear Phones, Pear Pads, Pear-port Extremes, and all other Pear related products and accessories.

Gibby:
I love products and accessories.

Sam:
Do we get a discount?

Freddie:
I do. You do not.

Sam:
Hey, Gib... Why don't you see which deodorant Freddie likes best?

Gibby:
Ooh, Yeah!

Freddie:
What do you mean which deodorant I like best? [Gibby grabs him] Oh! Gibby.

Gibby:
Oh, all right, Okay.

Freddie:
Gibby.

Gibby:
Just breathe in... Come on breathe, Gibby.

Spencer:
There! I fixed her. And check this out. Her nose lights up. [His sculpture sets on fire] No!

Carly:
Ah!

Spencer:
(Screaming) What?! [Smoke alarm beeps] Aw!

Carly:
I'll call the Fire Department.

Sam:
I'll disable the smoke alarm.

Spencer:
Aw!