Inspector Morse, Series 2 (1987–8)

Morse:
(laughs)

Lewis:
Aahh, you don't want us to do my back in again do you ?

Morse:
You do what you like Lewis. I'm going to stay and look at the water for a while.

Lewis:
(gently mocking) You. Water?

Morse:
If anybody wants me, they'll find me looking at fish. Through the bottom of a beer glass!