Jessica Jones, Season 3

Erik Gelden:
I have an instinct for idiocy.

Jessica:
Is that good or bad?

Erik:
Don't know, don't care.

Jessica:
Some people might say that you lack a moral compass.

Erik:
I have never, not even once, given a shit about people like that.

Jessica:
I wish I could say the same.

Erik:
You do give a shit?

Jessica:
According to my mother.

Erik:
She'd know. [pause] That sucks, whatever happened.

Jessica:
Who said something happened?

Erik:
Something always happens. Everything is terrible. Optimism is a lie. Expect the worst.

Jessica:
Jesus, thanks for the pep talk.

Erik:
It's reality. I accept it and proceed accordingly.

Jessica:
To low expectations. [toasts Erik]