Johnny Test, Season 4

Lila:
I'm calling Wendell, Tyler, Sissy and Bumper's moms again! You need a best friend, mister!

Johnny:
I have a best friend, ok! A best friend who plays catch with me outside, skateboards with me and eats my table scraps. Dukey.

Hugh:
Dukey is a great dog, son. But... you need to talk to someone other than yourself.

Johnny:
(to Dukey) Say 'hi'. Go on, say it. Say it before they destroy me with friends!

Lila:
Johnny, dogs don't talk.

[Johnny gives a gesture for Dukey to speak.]

Dukey:
[Standing on his hind legs] I talk. (Mom and Dad gasp) Yeah, I'm like a really great dog. (Laughs, and Mom and Dad faint.)

Susan:
Eh, they'll be fine in about 2 hours.