Justice League, Season 1

Flash:
Whoa! Where have you been all my life?

Wonder Woman:
Themyscira.

Flash:
Huh?

Hawkgirl:
The home of the Amazons. I always thought it was merely a legend.

Wonder Woman:
I assure you, it's as real as the ground on which we stand on. I am Diana, Princess of the Amazons.

Flash:
Pinch me, I must be dreaming. [Superman elbows him] Ow!

Wonder Woman:
Themyscira is protected by the gods. But I could not idly stand by when the rest of the world is in danger.

Superman:
It was lucky you showed up when you did.

Martian Manhunter:
No. Not luck. I telepathically summoned them.

Flash:
Look, I'm usually pretty quick on the uptake, but would someone please tell me, what the heck is going on here? [Everyone looks at him]

Wonder Woman:
So, J'onn J'onzz, you came from Mars to warn us?

Flash:
This is just too weird.

Green Lantern:
I've seen stranger things.

Flash:
What's the problem? Can't you just whip up another batch of that nerve gas?

Martian Manhunter:
Unfortunately, no. The gas can only be made from a rare Martian plant. I brought a sample with me, but it was destroyed when I was captured.

Flash:
Uh, what's Plan B?

Wonder Woman:
We'll have to take out those factories.

Green Lantern:
Lady, this is no job for amateurs.

Wonder Woman:
We Amazons are warriors born! Want to test me?

Superman:
Lets not fight among ourselves. John, we're going to need all the help we can get.

Green Lantern:
Fine. Sorry, "your highness". Tactically, we'll have multiple objectives. We'll need to split into teams.

Flash:
Dibs on the Amazon! [cut to Flash and Green Lantern] You are no fun!

Green Lantern:
This isn't supposed to be fun. We've got a job to do. We'll do it better without distractions. Understood?

Flash:
Yeah, yeah. I hear you.