Justice League, Season 1

[After the Injustice Gang fail to defeat the Justice League]

Lex Luthor:
"The best at what you do". What was I thinking?!

Cheetah:
We did everything we could.

Lex Luthor:
Did you? Did you fight like your lives depended on it? Did you fight to the last man?

Shade:
You get what you pay for, Luthor.

Lex Luthor:
Are you saying you want MORE money? You want to be rewarded for failure? I oughta take the whole bunch of you and-

Solomon Grundy:
[grabs him around the neck] And what?!

Lex Luthor:
Go ahead! Do it! You'll be saving me months of bedpans and feeding tubes! And you'll also guarantee that none of you will ever see a penny from me!

Solomon Grundy:
[pauses, then drops Luthor] You're crazy.

Joker:
[entering] And what's wrong with that? It's done wonders for me!

Lex Luthor:
[annoyed] Get out of here!

Joker:
Oh, Lexy, I'm hurt! How could you have this little party without inviting me?

Lex Luthor:
It's not a party. Grundy, get rid of him.

[Grundy moves towards Joker only to be knocked out by him]

Joker:
But seriously Lex, you need me.

Lex Luthor:
Like I need skin rash.

Joker:
Maybe so, but I know something you don't know: I know how the Bat thinks!