Kappa Mikey, Season 1 (2006–07)

[Mikey calls from his home, and his parents answer the phone]

Ms. Simon:
Hi, you've reached the Simon residence. If your message is for Ms. Simon, press 1.

Mr. Simon:
And if it's for me, Mr. Simon, press 2.

Ms. Simon:
And if you're our only child in Japan and you're calling 'cause you're all alone in a big empty room and you miss the comforting sound of another human voice, stay on the line as we read from a list of words chosen at random from the dictionary.

Mr. Simon:
"Vernacular."

Ms. Simon:
"Flibbertigibbet."

Mr. Simon:
"Mortgage."

Ms. Simon:
"Pedal."

Mr. Simon:
"Disenfranchise."

[Mikey hangs up]