King of the Hill, Season 2

Buck has been hospitalized. Hank and the four Strickland branch managers visit him

Buck:
Listen up, we are a family, and the daddy ain't feeling so good. Ladies, I got a shot coming. If you girls would please step outside? It is rude for such pretty gals like you to have to see my bare bottom.

Female managers giggle and depart

Buck:
OK, now that the skirts are out in the hallway we can get down to business. Hank, you are my right hand man, and I need you to take on this important job.

Hank:
Yes, sir?

Buck:
I need you to feed my hounds.

Hank:
Uh, sir?

Buck:
Tell them that you will love them! Vickers, you run the company, whole shebang.

Vickers:
Yes, sir!

Buck:
Let's see what that fancy business school degree of yours is worth.

Hank:
Sir, I fail to see what a business degree has over my 15 years of service to Strickland Propane!

Buck:
I let you light the torch, didn't I? Right now my hounds are starving!