Kirby: Right Back at Ya!, Season 4

King Dedede:
You must be cleaning this castle with your eye-shut. It's filthy! [He blows the dust at Escargoon]

Escargoon:
[coughing] I dust this dump every day! I can't be a full-time housekeeper and a full-time lackey.

King Dedede:
Well, you better find a way you out of here.

Escargoon:
But sire, I need this rotten job.

King Dedede:
It's time for my massage.

[Escargoon massaging Dedede on a back, grunting]

King Dedede:
Quit wimpin' out. Pull a little muscle into.

Escargoon:
How's this?

King Dedede:
LOUSY! This is how you give a massage!

Escargoon:
[screaming as Dedede stretching his arms] Uncle! [thuds] That wasn't too relaxing.

King Dedede:
Guess I'll have to pull harder next time. [laying down on a beach lounge chair] Fetch me a toothpick and my monster catalogue.

[Escargoon scowls]

King Dedede:
[Being serious] What you waiting for!?

Escargoon:
Sorry, Sire. [He scurried]

King Dedede:
My monster catalogue.

Escargoon:
Ugh. I've forgot. [He scurried again]

King Dedede:
Magnifying glasses.

Escargoon:
Sorry, Sire. [He scurried once again] Here.

King Dedede:
I want me a cup of tea.

Escargoon:
[He scurried again once more] Yes, Sire.

King Dedede:
Too cold.

Escargoon:
Right. [He keep scurried]

King Dedede:
Too hot.

Escargoon:
[He scurried slowly, panting] The King's runnin' me ragged here! I wish he'd give me some time off to take a trip! [He tripped on a carpet as the cup of tea spilled on his head, screamed in pain] Hotty! Hotty! Hotty! Hotty!

King Dedede:
Escargoon!

Escargoon:
His Highness does care about me. Oh, Si..[Getting hitted by Dedede's mallet]

King Dedede:
You spilled tea on my carpet!

Escargoon:
But Sire, I'm bound to make mistakes when you overwork me and don't give me a break.

King Dedede:
Well if you fooled up again I'll give you plenty of breaks from head to toe.

Escargoon:
Hmph! You snail-driver! I'm tired of being harassed, tired of being insulted, and tired of being tired!