Kirby: Right Back at Ya!, Season 4

Escargoon:
Majesty, have you forgotten you're supposed to return these paintings in perfect condition?!

Waddle Doo:
After droppin' off your artwork, please note down your name, address, and telephone number in the sign-in book.

Tiff:
This is real art! I've never seen anything so breathtaking before! We have to tell everybody about 'em!

King Dedede:
[points to a huge, cross-eyed version of himself] Right here, that's me. Since I'm what you'd call the star of this here paintin', I'm smack-dab in the middle! You'll note the perspecticles, and I put a big old impressionistic Sun [a red circle with lines coming off it] up there, see? [Points to his small castle, and a huge misshapen-looking Escargoon next to it] Right there is my castle, and right next to it is Escargoon. Note the lack of depth. [points to an awkwardly-angled version of Mayor Len Blustergas with noodle arms and two giant angry Pac-Man-like sheep behind him] This here's the Mayor being chased by his sheep. [points to a misshapen Kirby in the corner of the painting] And this here's Kirby. He's being chased by me! See, I drawed him all lumpy to express his inner lumpiness!

Kirby:
[angrily hopping up and down] POYO! POYOOOO!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Original art can get kinda step there, Big D. One alone could set you back a cool two mil'. Why not just order a monster who could paint for ya?

King Dedede:
Ain't you done yet?

King Dedede's portrait:
What'd you think?

King Dedede:
I'm see a thing! [He runs near the portrait, but the giant portrait of Dedede was materializing to life]

King Dedede's portrait:
I'll show you who's ruler 'round here!

Meta Knight:
Whatever he paints comes to life: even the most dangerous things.

King Dedede:
You must be cleaning this castle with your eye-shut. It's filthy! [He blows the dust at Escargoon]

Escargoon:
[coughing] I dust this dump every day! I can't be a full-time housekeeper and a full-time lackey.

King Dedede:
Well, you better find a way you out of here.

Escargoon:
But sire, I need this rotten job.

King Dedede:
It's time for my massage.

[Escargoon massaging Dedede on a back, grunting]

King Dedede:
Quit wimpin' out. Pull a little muscle into.

Escargoon:
How's this?

King Dedede:
LOUSY! This is how you give a massage!

Escargoon:
[screaming as Dedede stretching his arms] Uncle! [thuds] That wasn't too relaxing.

King Dedede:
Guess I'll have to pull harder next time. [laying down on a beach lounge chair] Fetch me a toothpick and my monster catalogue.

[Escargoon scowls]

King Dedede:
[Being serious] What you waiting for!?

Escargoon:
Sorry, Sire. [He scurried]

King Dedede:
My monster catalogue.

Escargoon:
Ugh. I've forgot. [He scurried again]

King Dedede:
Magnifying glasses.

Escargoon:
Sorry, Sire. [He scurried once again] Here.

King Dedede:
I want me a cup of tea.

Escargoon:
[He scurried again once more] Yes, Sire.

King Dedede:
Too cold.

Escargoon:
Right. [He keep scurried]

King Dedede:
Too hot.

Escargoon:
[He scurried slowly, panting] The King's runnin' me ragged here! I wish he'd give me some time off to take a trip! [He tripped on a carpet as the cup of tea spilled on his head, screamed in pain] Hotty! Hotty! Hotty! Hotty!

King Dedede:
Escargoon!

Escargoon:
His Highness does care about me. Oh, Si..[Getting hitted by Dedede's mallet]

King Dedede:
You spilled tea on my carpet!

Escargoon:
But Sire, I'm bound to make mistakes when you overwork me and don't give me a break.

King Dedede:
Well if you fooled up again I'll give you plenty of breaks from head to toe.

Escargoon:
Hmph! You snail-driver! I'm tired of being harassed, tired of being insulted, and tired of being tired!

King Dedede:
Escargoon! This your pea-brained idea of a joke?!

Escargoon:
No, Sire. I built this robot to make life easier for us both. Escar-droid will be at your command twenty four hours a day!

King Dedede:
That robot was built sturdy, but it only took a day for me to bust its bolts.

Escar-Droid:
MUST. CRUSH. KIRBY.

Escargoon:
I'll get you this time, Kirby!

Meta Knight:
No, you won't! [slides into Escargoon and sends him flying into a tree]

N.M.E. Salesman:
Escargoon's droid has now transformed itself from a peaceful servant robot into a lethal combat robot; fully armed and ready to do battle!

Escargoon:
[warning Dedede] Just don't touch it!

King Dedede:
I hate it when you tell me "Don't". That means I gotta do! [He hits Escargoon with his mallet] Let's see. [He presses the button of Escar-Droid]

Bonkers:
Look for him.

Mabel:
You want me to tell you Kirby's future?

Bonkers:
Kirby, in here?

Tokkori:
Ha ha! I bet ya Kirby went on a banana-eatin' binge and gobbled up all his food supply!

King Dedede:
What? A gorilla hammering folks on a head?

Waddle Doo:
I heard that if you don't give 'im money or bananas, he gets real mad, and that's when he strikes.

Escargoon:
He sounds like a bill collector which means he'll come here for the nine million we owe N.M.E..

King Dedede:
So how much would nine million be if we pay him in bananas?

Escargoon:
Huh? I don't know the exchange rate for fruit.

King Dedede:
Well, ain't no bullying bill collector gonna knock on my royal noggin'! Throw that gorilla into whose gal!

Escargoon:
Let's hope he doesn't make a chimpanzee out of you. [Getting hitted by Dedede's mallet]

King Dedede:
Hey, Waddle Doo! Go and get that gorilla!

Waddle Doo:
Let's move it!

Tiff:
Kirby's in big trouble if that gorilla can track him down before we do.

King Dedede:
You dog-gone dirty ape!

Tuff:
Yeah! Why would a big gorilla be lookin' for Kirby?

Bonkers:
Me want to train with Kirby.

Spikehead, Honey, and Iroo:
Train with Kirby?

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
That's a ridiculous idea. Who ever heard of making a giant gorilla monster?

Bonkers' keeper:
Oh, boy, it's almost time for my favorite show to start. [chuckles] Oh, I love this guy. He's so cute!

Meta Knight:
He was never really a monster. That fall changed him back to his true self.

Meta Knight:
His spirit has proven to be as noble as any Star Warrior's.

King Dedede:
Why, just last night I was working at my desk burning up the midnight oil!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Did... I just hear you say you were working?

King Dedede:
Yep! I spent hours at my PC!

Escargoon:
And he almost got it turned on, too! [laughs before getting hammered by Dedede]

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Upwardly mobile types like us can easily get worn down. That's why we came up with a new energy-booster drink to keep you going like gangbusters round the clock. It's called Pump Up D!

Chef Kawasaki:
Yeah! I have tons of energy! Ha-haha! I feel like Super Kawasaki! Up and away!

Cappy patient:
Doctor... Isn't there anything you can do? I feel awful all over.

Dr. Yabui:
There's no cure... unless you drink this Pump Up D!

King Dedede:
Yo! Wake up, you slumberheads! Goin' to sleep is for wimps! Let's stay up and party all night long! You snoozers are losers! Upwardly-mobile folks like Yours Truly drink down lots of Pump-Up D to keep ourselves movin' and shakin' twenty five hours a day! From now on, nobody in this here kingdom be drinkin' nothin' but Pump-Up D! Pump-Up D will make ya like me!

Tiff:
Glu-gly-cero-poly-carbo-phosphate. This health drink is totally unhealthy.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Triple D, this snake monster is guaranteed to rattle Kirby.

Escargoon:
I can't tell if this is a throne room or a landfill.

King Dedede:
Hold on, there! That was some perfectly good month old cheesy nachos you just threw out!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
With all due respect, D, what's with making us your trash stash?

Tuff:
Boy, I'm sure gonna be in trouble when I get home later! Hey, Kirby!

Dr. Yabui:
It took me months and months to finish this article!! [growls] WHO DID THIS?!

Dr. Yabui:
I'm messy, eh? Just wait 'til I get my hands on you! I'll show you messy! My paper's ruined!

Tiff:
You don't know the whole story. There's too much stuff in the lost and found in the station, so the Chief's been storing it here.

Escargoon:
This might be the trashiest thing we've ever done.

Meta Knight:
Trash Basher, the garbage monster. This stinks.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Thought it might be a nice gesture. Seeing as you were sweet enough to send us your trash, we thought we'd send you some of ours.

King Dedede:
If Kirby don't eat up Muck-Mouth quick, this whole town gonna be buried under one humongous heap a' slimy slop! [spits] It's downright sickening!

Tuff:
Yeah! We haven't seen Cleaning Kirby in ages!

Tiff:
[To Tuff] Don't laugh, you have to clean your room too!

[Tuff nervously Laughs]

Kirby:
[while Handing Tuff A Broom] Poyo, Poyo!

Tuff:
Ah boy, what a dirty trick.

Lady Like:
I'll be home late, and I won't be able to make dinner for you. So get something from the refrigerator, okay?

Tiff:
Wipe that dopey smirk off your face! To say cooking is womens' work is not only insulting, it's also a big fat lie!

Sir Ebrum:
You're quite right, men can cook too. That's why I'm making dinner tonight.

Sword Kinght:
Blade?

Blade Knight:
Ay?

Sword Knight:
Smells delicious, don't it? Course' anything would smell good compared to Meta knight's cooking!

[Blade Knight speaks in foreign language]

Sword Knight:
You could say that again!

Meta Knight:
[he enters from behind] Say what again?

[Sword and Blade turn around surprised]

Sword Knight:
Err... He was saying that your cooking... is beyond compare!

[Blade Knight responds in foreign language]

Meta Knight:
Hmm...

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Just buy 'em and sell 'em bit by bit and watch 'em all come together. [laughs]

Kirby:
[impatiently pacing] Poyo...poymm....poyo... Poyo!

Tuff:
Ha, ha! Even Blade Knight and Sword Knight are here!

Tokkori:
Phooey, that's one ugly Food Processor! Hope it works.

King Dedede:
And now we gonna cook ya up a heap and helpin' o' trouble!

Escargoon:
You gullible geeks thought you were buyin' food processors, but you were really buyin' parts for our cruel new tool! [laughs]

Waddle Doo:
Hurry up, we start in twenty-minutes!

Chef Kawasaki:
Start with oil, I like my risotto nice and slippery! Add the rice, strawberries, and slowly stir over a medium flame until it's really gloppy! Now, add some grade-A...hey guys?

Meta Knight:
The robot seems to know Kirby's greatest weakness!

Tiff:
Listen everybody! You're going about this thing the wrong way. Those machines can't cook for you because the most important ingredient is missing. You can't make great food unless you use your heart. Cooking isn't about using all the latest technology. Your food will always be mediocre unless you care about what you make.

King Dedede:
Escargoon, I done founded not one but two schools here in Cappy Town. They was phony schools, a'course, set up to get rid a' Kirby. Well even though I deserved a' A for effort, every time I tried to teach that pink fake a lesson, I failed. Them schools was a great idea, but for some reason, they didn't do the job. Kirby's still kickin'! [weeps]

King Dedede:
It's time for me to face the fact that I may need some education.

Escargoon:
Education won't help you. The mind's only a terrible thing to waste if you have one.

King Dedede:
I'm gonna go to school and get me some learnin' so's I can finally figure out a way to outsmart Kirby!

N.M.E. Salesman:
I'd be happy to send a whole new set-up, D, but you still haven't paid me for the last one I sent.

Tokkori:
What are you brats gonna learn standing out here in the rain? How to get soggy?

Honey:
Look everybody! The Sun's out!

Mr. Chip:
I'm Mr. Chip, and I'm a teacher.

Tuff:
But you're a king. Why would you want to be a student?

Tiff:
I've got a better suggestion. If you really need someone for the job, I know a nice man who'd be perfect, and it just so happens he's a real teacher!

Tiff:
But this school doesn't have anything to do with cooking.

Chef Kawasaki:
That's okay. My cooking doesn't have anything to do with cooking either!

Escargoon:
Kirby's tryin' to interrupt the class by saying "poyo" instead of "here"!

Tuff:
Wow! You can't even write your initials?

Mr. Chip:
I'm sorry, but in my classroom, everyone is equal, whether you're royalty or not. Let's try again, shall we, Dedede?

Honey:
Sir! If you made the flat part round, would that change the "D" into an "O"?

Spikehead:
Yeah! Just like Mr. Chip said it would!

Iro:
And if you shine a light in a mirror, it shines right back at you, right?

Mr. Chip:
Punishment won't help him learn. What Dedede could use is a bit of encouragement.

Tiff:
Well of course I do. If Mr. Chip could stay here in Cappy Town, I'd be the happiest girl alive. Mr. Chip is a wonderful man!

King Dedede:
I need some down time so my brain could re-coagulate.

Mr. Chip:
I couldn't find a teaching job anywhere and that's when Nightmare Enterprises approached me. I signed a contract and they sent me here. But once I met these students I just couldn't bring myself to hurt them, you see.

Tokkori:
You hear that weird noise over there? You go check it out and I'll go back to sleep.

Prof. Curio:
LEAVE HERE IMMEDIATELY!!! [his shouting sends Kirby into an immediate panic as the latter flees, and he laughs evilly as the relic he was excavating is unsealed]

Prof. Curio:
It's none of your business! Get lost!

Tiff:
[about Professor Curio] But... why would he act so mean?

Kabu:
Kirby. You must be careful. That monster will never stop attacking you.

Tiff:
[reading] Mumbies are a good luck monster. Whoever finds one will become rich. Mumbies dwell underground by day, and know where many fabulous treasures are buried.

Meta Knight:
The Mumbies are vicious monsters sent throughout the universe to hunt down and exterminate Star Warriors. When the containers that hold them are discovered, they are automatically unsealed, and they begin looking for Star Warriors to destroy.

Prof. Curio:
It wasn't until I re-examined that book today that I realized what the King had done. I can't believe he tricked me!

King Dedede:
I'm givin' Kirby a good-bye gift!

Escargoon:
Get your good-byes ready, kid. Your little friend is finished!

Escargoon:
Easy, Sire. This is a comedy show, not a reality series!

King Dedede:
[seeing that Kirby has let the Mumbies get burned by the sun's rays] Kirby won!

Escargoon:
And who's fault was that?

[Dedede screams in anger]

Sir Ebrum:
Those were the days...

Tiff:
Hey, mom?

Lady Like:
Yes, dear?

Tiff:
Are those wrinkles?

Lady Like:
WRINKLES!?!? [looks at herself in the mirror and then screams] The sun rays are mollifying me!! [to the viewer] Stop staring at me! My face is looking like a prune! [screams] Call the plastic surgeon!

Sir Ebrum:
Aren't you overreacting, dear?

Escargoon:
Uhh... Well, Sire, you look like a roast turkey whose timer never popped up.

Lady Like:
Outside?! [screams] Those beastly sunbeams are going to attack you! You're not going out there, is that clear?!

Tuff:
If Mom wants me to go back inside, she'll have to come out and get me!

King Dedede:
Yeah! Gives you wrinkles, blotches, and scabby-lookin' sores that make ya even uglier than usual! [laughs] But your worries is over if you buy this here stuff! DDD Sun Potion blocks them nasty UV rays, plus it instantly D-juvenates your skin and makes it all smooth and silky-like! Looks like a baby's behind!

Tiff:
You can't believe every TV ad you see, especially if the product comes from King Dedede. He's up to something.

Tiff:
Looks like she's found a night owl.

Tuff:
Yeah, but Mom's a cuckoo bird.

Chef Kawasaki:
Hey, listen up everybody! I want you all to meet Nagoya. He's an old buddy of mine from way back when we were both students in cooking school.

Chef Nagoya:
You really have made progress as a chef, Kawasaki. This is quite tasty!

Tuff:
What's the big deal? It's not like there's anybody else here to eat 'em.

Chef Kawasaki:
I don't want Nagoya to find out that I still can't cook!

Tiff:
Go easy on those noodles, Kirby.

Tuff:
Gettin' into a fight about cookin' is crazy.

King Dedede:
If that guy studied with Kawasaki, then he's gotta be a graduate of the institute of indigestion!

Tiff:
Wonder if he cooks like Kawasaki?

Escargoon:
He took cookin' lessons with Kawasaki.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
We're doing our best, but Nightmare Enterprises deals in monsters, not in groceries. It may take a little time, Triple-D.

King Dedede:
Biggest trouble with cookin' up monsters is you end up with a dish that wants to eat you!

Escargoon:
Don't miss the great kitchen combat as Gourmet Nagoya challenges Kawasaki: the guy who put the "gas" in "gastronomy"!

Chef Nagoya:
Your crazy cuisine has won that little Star Warrior's heart and stomach. Kirby would never be happy eating my food. It's way too bland for his taste!

Escargoon:
Go hug a tree-frog, sister! That's not the way we're getting rid of this rubbish.

Waddle Doo:
By orders of King Dedede this garden is being converted into a garbage dump!

Crowemon:
We've made it! Our troubles are over. The ruler of this land has promised to feed our flock if we stay here!

King Dedede:
Thanks for flyin' in, boys. Pick what'cha want and chow down!

Tiff:
I knew these crows were gonna be a problem. I just knew it!

Crowemon:
You lied to me! You said you'd give us all we can eat. But the trash is gone and we're still hungry!

Crowemon:
I suppose we'll have to keep searching for a place where there's food.

Crowemon:
We have been betrayed! When our forest was destroyed, I led you here and the King promised to feed us, but he and his subjects drove us away, so now we must make him pay!

Tokkori:
Well, ya got me stumped. I couldn't tell ya what this mystery meat is if ya paid me!

Tuff:
What's goin' on here, Tiff? How come Tokkori and Coo are chasin' us, too?!

Tuff:
Yeah, he's tellin' the rest of the crows what to do!

Meta Knight:
Now it is controlling all of the other birds. They must be stopped!

Crowemon:
[to Dyna Blade] Stay back or I'll put the squeeze on your darling baby! All the birds in this world fear and respect you, except for us. Every hundred years, you show up and expect us to cower before you, but you and that ravenous chick of yours gobble up too much of our food supply. We crows are taking control, now. So, if you want to see your chick again, stay out of our way!

[Crowmon threatens Dyna Blade and holds her chick hostage]

Tiff:
Holding Dyna Chick hostage is a dirty trick!

Tuff:
Yeah, can't even defend itself!

[Dedede and Escargoon crying, offscreen]

Tiff and Tuff:
Dedede?

Escargoon:
This is just terrible!

King Dedede:
If Dyna Blade don't stop them crows, they gonna come after us next!

Tiff:
[as Dedede and Escargoon crying continues] You two started all this, when you all provided prove to your nature trash!

Escargoon:
Listen, missy! Talking trash isn't gonna save Dreamland from those flying freaks!

King Dedede:
Yeah, we want to stop them crummy crows too!

[Dyna Blade is knocked back when Crowmon zaps her with laser eyes]

Tuff:
Knock it off!

King Dedede:
Ain't that nobody how to stop that thing?!

Crowemon:
You will never get away!

Tiff:
Shell collecting is fun, but it can also be quite educational. Some creatures like clams have two shells that are connected. Other creatures just have a single shell.

Escargoon:
[sneezes] Somethin' around here's got my allergies acting up.

King Dedede:
[laughs] Just don't sneeze on the grill! I'm cookin' top shell! [he take a mouthful of topshell and he chewing] Maaaan! Is that ever hot! But tasty. Here, you wanna try one?

Escargoon:
Not if they taste like they smell.

King Dedede:
Not even one?

Escargoon:
I don't like shellfish.

King Dedede:
Bet you never tasted ones like these here. Come on!

Escargoon:
Eugh... No! [exclaims]

King Dedede:
Guess that just means more top shells for me! [some empty topshells fell on a ground after he ate them all] Boy, oh, boy, that does a belly good!

[Waddle Dees clean some other topshells and except one who fell, and then Dedede imagine of this topshell]

King Dedede:
An empty shell. Get outta that shell right now!

[Escargoon screaming]

King Dedede:
Come back here, Escargoon! I wanna see what you been hiding underneath that shell of yours!

Escargoon:
You're crazy! It's not open to the public!

King Dedede:
Slow down, so I can get a crack at it! [He tried to a mallet to Escargoon's shell, but it missed, Escargoon laughs] Grrr!! Come here!

Escargoon:
[jumps] Oh! How dare you try to hit me! [jumps again]

Escargoon:
[laughs] Methinks the king is out of shape. Well, adieu. [chuckles, leaves with suavity]

[Dedede however, was never tired, and tricked Escargoon. He then hammers his shell from behind, Escargoon screaming in shocked]

Escargoon:
Sneak attack!

King Dedede:
I'm crackin' your shell open and havin' a look!

[Escargoon screams, his shell is about to slightly cracks]

King Dedede:
Ah-ha!

Escargoon:
Huh?

King Dedede:
[he points on Escargoon's shell] Hey, it's startin' to open up!

Escargoon:
[screaming] It is? Everything looks okay to me?

King Dedede:
I always knew you was a little bit cracked. Now you're more cracked than before! [laughs]

Escargoon:
You may find this amusing but I don't! [groans] I just hope I don't catch pneumonia.

Escargoon:
Get me a doctor this is an emergency, I'M CRACKING UP HERE!

[At Doctor Yabui's clinic, Escargoon gets his fractured shell looked at by Doctor Yabui]

Dr. Yabui:
Oh...yes I see...my goodness.

Escargoon:
Your goodness what, doc?

Dr. Yabui:
Bad news. there's a fracture in your shell.

Escargoon:
[gasps] Well don't just sit there, fix it!

Dr. Yabui:
I'm afraid there's nothing I can do.

[Escargoon whimpers in terror]

Dr. Yabui:
It can't be repaired.

Escargoon:
You're joking!

Dr. Yabui:
It might even get bigger.

Escargoon:
THIS CAN'T BE!!![His shell cracks once more, Tiff and Tuff gasped. Whimpering in terror, he sees behind his shell cracking again, cries] PLEASE HELP ME!!!

Tiff:
That's tough.

Tuff:
Don't get excited, Escargoon. It's only a shell.

Escargoon:
Don't tell me not to get excited, kid. My whole world's falling apart!

[Escargoon is suddenly interrupted by Dedede shows up in the Royal Racecar to exacerbate things further]

King Dedede:
Hey, Yabui. No use hiding Escargoon! [He barges into Yabui's clinic] Come on out! I know you here some-place. And I'm gonna find ya. [He tries to open the door] It's me, Escargoonie-goo. Open up this here door. I'm your best pal, ain't I? I won't hurt you.

Escargoon:
Go away. I can't see you now. I'm studying for a blood test.

King Dedede:
I'm real worried about you, so please open up, little buddy? [He pulls out his mallet] In fact...I'll open it for you! Stand back, buddy! [He hits a door with a his mallet]

Escargoon:
He wants to smash my shell to pieces! [He barricades the door]

King Dedede:
Now ain't you gonna let me in there or ain'cha?

Escargoon:
[grunts] Uh-uh! [His shell cracks again, then he screaming in terror]

Tiff:
Stop that! Haven't you done enough?! Don't you know Escargoon needs his shell to protect his body?!

King Dedede:
Protect his body?

Dr. Yabui:
That's right. Without his shell, Escargoon would be completely exposed.

[Tuff laughing]

King Dedede:
Hey! Wonder what that looks like...[He imagines what Escargoon would look like without his "clothes" on, which is reference by The Birth of Venus; thinking] Am I being disrespectful? Should I leave Escargoon alone? Probably but I ain't a' going to. Now show me what you hiding under that there shell!

Escargoon:
I'm never showing nothing to nobody!

Tiff, Tuff, and Dr. Yabui:
Nobody?

Escargoon:
Why do I suddenly feel like a scientist experiment!? [When Dedede busts the door with his mallet] I'm not letting you open this door!

King Dedede:
[He continue busting the door with his mallet for several times] Let me in!

Escargoon:
GO AWAY!!! Help me.

King Dedede:
Here I come! [He smash the door down. He does so and breaks the shell completely]

Escargoon:
That did it!

[All exclaims, and Kirby close the Escargoon's shell]

King Dedede:
Hey! You get off of that! You can't park it there!

Tiff:
Stay right where you are! Now you've done it! You've split Escargoon's shell apart!

Escargoon:
I never felt so violated! I lost my dignity!

King Dedede:
Now you just relax whilst I have myself a little look-see here.

Escargoon:
Don't let him touch me!

King Dedede:
You know you're gonna have to show me sooner or later.

Escargoon:
How about later? Much later.

[Dedede chases Escargoon around, both yelling]

King Dedede:
As your king, is it my royal right to see what you got under that shell and I ain't quit 'til I get a peek! [As he steps on Escargoon's tail, Escargoon screams as Kirby falls off. Escargoon grab and pull the tail offs and his so the shell falls off, but it closed again] Oh no!

Escargoon:
Thank goodness.

Kirby:
Po-yay?

Tiff:
Leave Escargoon alone! Don't you think you've caused enough trouble for him already?!

King Dedede:
Not really. I think I could cause a lot more trouble.

Tiff:
You broke his shell in the first place, so you better find him a new one!

Escargoon:
And fast!

King Dedede:
Find him a new shell, huh? That's a great idea!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Sure thing, King! In fact, we have a monstrous new line of mollusc-wear that is guaranteed to bring out the beast if you know what I mean.

[Kirby, Tiff, and Tuff patch Escargoon's shell up with tape]

Tiff:
Okay.

Escargoon:
Phew, I feel so much better. But why'd you have to repair it tape? The least you could a done is use the invisible kind!

Tiff:
This is just temporary. We'll come up with something nicer.

Escargoon:
[to Tiff] Anything be nicer than this cheap fix! [to Dr. Yabui] Can't you patch up this shell with some kind of plastic surgery!?

Dr. Yabui:
Hmph. I suggest you find yourself a veterinarian for that.

[Escargoon growls in irritated]

Tuff:
Hey. Why don't we fix it with some glue?

Tiff:
Yeah. The really strong kind.

Dr. Yabui:
It might work, but to apply glue you'd have to remove the shell temporarily.

[Escargoon screamed in shocked]

Tiff:
That won't be so bad. Come on, let's go look around for something Escargoon can wear in the meantime.

Kirby:
Poyo!

Sir Ebrum:
All clear outside, too, my dear!

Lady Like:
I think the way the King is behaving is perfectly un-decent.

King Dedede:
With my new remote-controlled spy fly, I'll get me a real bug's eye view! [He uses the Grasshopper Eavesdropper to take a peek at the Escargoon in a changing-tent]

Escargoon:
How humiliating...[He pick up with the tin-pan] This one looks too small, but I'll try it on anyway,

King Dedede:
This is it! Yeah! Let see!!

Escargoon:
[Moans, but he noticed Grasshopper Eavesdropper spying on him and he screaming in shocked, smashes it with the tin-pan] SPY ON ME, WILL YA!?

King Dedede:
It's busted! Now my undercover bug can't spy on that slug!

Tiff:
Escargoon, are you okay?

[Tiff and Tuff accidentally lift the changing tent curtain too early, Escargoon screaming while he's naked]

Tuff:
Hehe..

Tiff:
Uhh...Sorry about that.

Escargoon:
[In a changing tent] A tin pan on my can...How am I supposed to look good in this junkaroo!? [Wears a bucket] Ta-da! Bucket-butt! [Wears a sheep wool] Look at me! I'm a sheep! I'm a mess! [Wears a vase, laughing] How about this one? Disaster! [As he throws a vase out of changing tent]

Sir Ebrum:
Steady, Tiff.

Lady Like:
Did it work?

Tiff:
I hope so. Wow, this shell sure is interesting.

Tuff:
It is?

Tiff:
Sure. Just look at how intricate it is inside.

Tuff:
Wow, how come something as nasty as a snail gets such a nice shell, Tiff?

Tiff:
Because snails don't have any bones in their bodies.

Sir Ebrum:
I wonder what he does look like without that shell.

Tuff:
Escar-goofy!

[All laughing, except Tiff]

Escargoon:
[upset] Quit making jokes and go find me something decent to wear, I can't bear it anymore!

Escargoon:
It's amazing! Kirby, this is so nice it almost makes me regret all the times I tried to destroyed you!

Kirby:
Poyo!

Escargoon:
OK, kids, get ready. Presenting..me! [Everybody applausing and Kirby cheers. Escargoon posing with his new shell for a bit] Hi!

Lady Like:
Very becoming!

Escargoon:
It shows the spikier of me.

Tiff:
And it looks like a perfect fit, too.

Escargoon:
Merci. Fashion's show's over, missy! Get cracking that shell! And step on it!

Tuff:
Man, he's still rotten.

Tiff:
I guess you can't judge a slug by his cover.

King Dedede:
So? Making like top-shell, huh? You lucky I didn't fricasse you!

Escargoon:
Yeah, well you came close enough!

Tiff:
Escargoon's just wearing this, while we're trying to fix up this regular shell.

King Dedede:
Oh. Now I get it.

Kirby:
Poyo.

King Dedede:
You hog! You ate my tender delicious topshell before I got to it!

Escargoon:
That shell was empty when I put it on, you blowhard!

King Dedede:
Hey, that reminds me!...I still ain't seen what you been hiding under that shell!

[Escargoon exclaims]

Escargoon:
[laughs in evilly] It's too late now.

King Dedede:
New shell or no new shell, I still wanna see what you hiding underneath here!

Escargoon:
It's no use, but give it a shot, Sire.

King Dedede:
ALRIGHT!!! [He attempts to break it open, but to no avail] It's too hard.

Tiff:
All that pounding is giving me a pounding headache!

Maimaigoon:
This shell makes me invincible...and powerful!

Maimaigoon:
[to Kirby as he fires his lighting beams] You're finished, Kirby!

King Dedede:
For a snail, he's pretty quick.

Escargoon:
[He fits back into his repaired old shell] Ta-dah!

Tuff:
Escargoon's shell looks as good as new.

Tiff:
And all's well that ends well.

King Dedede:
Hold on! I think there's another crack in that there!

Escargoon:
The only thing cracked in this room is you, you wacko!

King Dedede:
Just one little-itty-bitty peek?

Escargoon:
You keep your paws off of me! HELP!

King Dedede:
Escargoon, please!?

Escargoon:
Buzz off, you creep!

Tiff:
Well, at least that monster's gone.

Tuff:
Yeah, but it would have tasted good with some garlic and melted butter.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
You don't know what you're asking for, D. Putting together a professional animation team takes a lot of effort and money.

Escargoon:
This is our hero, King Dedede and his evil arch-nemesis, Kirby.

King Dedede:
Kirby's a klutz, but he's a tough fighter!

Escargoon:
However, the king always defeats Kirby by the end of the episode.

King Dedede:
Makes you wish real life was more like TV. [he and Escargoon break out in laughter]

Escargoon:
So, what do you fellas think about of our show?

King Dedede:
Ain't you got questions before you start to draw?

Sleepy:
Dudes, that girl character is totally awesome.

Biggy:
She's so awesome, she deserves her own animated series.

Bony:
Why don't we make HER the hero?

Escargoon:
Tiff can't be the hero! She's a bad guy!

King Dedede:
There's only room for one hero on my show and that's me!

Bony:
This is like a no-brainer.

Sleepy:
Totally no-brainer.

Biggy:
Tiff has to be the star.

Bony:
Totally.

Sleepy:
Totally.

Biggy:
We'll have her fight monsters!

Bony:
We'll give her some super powers!

Sleepy:
We'll maybe a secret identity!

[boys talking in once]

Escargoon:
Believe me, guys, she's no hero.

King Dedede:
If ya saw up close, you'd agree.

Sleepy:
Cool, then we'll check her out.

Bony:
We'll see you later.

Escargoon:
You're leaving?

King Dedede:
You just got here.

Boys:
[as they heading outside] Roses are red. Violets are blue. Here we come, Tiff. We're gonna draw you!

King Dedede:
They don't seem like professional animators.

Escargoon:
I bet they don't have enough brains among the three of 'em to fill a pencil case.

Tuff:
Kirby'd go picnicking in a snowstorm as long as there's food.

Biggy:
Trouble, dudes, she found it. Bummer.

Bony:
We better split before she sees.

Sleepy:
We need more recordings of her voice to use in the cartoon.

Chief Bookem:
Saw that outside window? Are you sure was a bad dream?

Tiff:
It was no dream, and here's a proof!

Chief Bookem:
Hmm. This is a bug used to listening on conversation.

Mabel:
No.

Tiff:
When I found it I knew someone is spying on me. Whoever it is it's following on me everywhere.

Buttercup:
Bookem, you've got to do something to stop this spying spree!

Chief Bookem:
Buttercup, these spies could be real dangerous...

Buttercup:
Not as dangerous as me!

Chief Bookem:
Alright!

Kirby:
Poyo.

[Tiff and her friends catch the three boys who were stalking her for material]

Tiff:
Well, well, well, the spies got out spies.

Buttercup:
Who are you?

Mabel:
Why are you following Tiff?

Chief Bookem:
Dedede must have hired these three jokers to do it.

Sleepy:
We're not using that dude.

Bony:
We decided to change things around.

Biggy:
We're creating a female hero to star...

Boys:
"The Tiff Show"!

All:
"The Tiff Show"?

Kirby:
Poyo.

Biggy:
Tiff's got everything it takes to be an animated star.

Sleepy:
Expect hey.

Bony:
We can fix that easy.

Tuff:
Looks like you already have your own fanboys. [Tiff growls at him]

Tiff:
[Angrily glares at the three boys] You guys shouldn't have snuck around [as she rips a photo] taking my picture without permission!

Sleepy:
She looks good when she's mad.

Bony:
Those lines on her head look totally fierce.

Biggy:
She's sure is gonna be a lot of fun to draw.

Boys:
Cutie.

Tiff:
[gasps, angrily] Don't call me that! [as she glaring to three boys] Why don't you guys show a little originality and invent your own cartoon character instead of picking on me?! I DON'T WANT TO BE A CARTOON STAR!

Boys:
If you say so, star!

King Dedede:
My new cartoon's premierin' in two days?!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
You better get moving, Triple D! A hole opened up in our network's schedule for the day after tomorrow!

Escargoon:
We can't produce a cartoon in 48 hours!

King Dedede:
Don't worry, we'll wiggle out of this one somehow.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
According to our contract, if you don't finish the cartoon on time you won't get your production money back!

King Dedede:
I done got swindled here! [Escargoon exclaims] We gotta find them three guys.

Escargoon:
Uh-huh. [He and Dedede running off]

Escargoon:
You guys have two days to finish a cartoon!

Sleepy:
But dude, that's not enough time.

Escargoon:
Really?! Then you loafers will just have to draw around the clock!

King Dedede:
Now quit stallin' and go get to work!

King Dedede:
Don't let 'em get a wink of sleep till they finish with my cartoon.

Waddle Doo:
Yes, sire!

Escargoon:
You guys better work fast. If that cartoon show isn't done in two days you'll be staying down here permanently!

Escargoon:
See? We're crackin' the whip on 'em!

King Dedede:
Them animators is under total control now. I ain't gonna let 'em out the dungeon 'till they got my cartoon finished!

Tuff:
But they look miserable in there.

Tiff:
These animators like they're dangerous animals.

King Dedede:
I think that there's an insult!

Escargoon:
Yeah, animals aren't that bad.

[Dedede and Escargoon laughing]

Tiff:
They could be drawing whatever they want to.

Tuff:
Did you check on them to make sure they're drawing you?

King Dedede:
Let me see!

Biggy:
Later!

Escargoon:
[Bony exclaims] I want to look at what you're doing!

[King Dedede and Escargoon discovers the sketches of Tiff that his three boys were working on]

Tiff:
See, I told you so.

Escargoon:
She's right, they haven't made any drawings of you!

King Dedede:
NO WAY!!! How can this show be about me if i ain't in it!

Escargoon:
They can't redo the cartoon in one day.

King Dedede:
Only way to make the broadcast is to force the Cappies to do it!

Tiff:
Don't bet on it, the Cappies would never work for you again.

Tuff:
They learned their lesson last time.

King Dedede:
[angrily growling in furious. He runs off] Let's go talk to the Salesman!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Aww, having production problems?

Escargoon:
Those animators you sent won't obey our orders!

King Dedede:
They makin' the show all about Tiff!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
If we don't get your cartoon tomorrow there's a penalty.

King Dedede:
Don't blame me, it's them animation freaks fault!

Escargoon:
The only way we can deliver on time is if you send us the fastest animator ever.

King Dedede:
Make it quick, there ain't time to lose!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Alright, boys, I'm sending you the ace of all animators. Allow me to introduce the legendary Dis Walney!

Dis Walney:
Hmm, the scene needs more excitement. I need more energy, King!

Dis Walney:
You can make a cartoon in just a few hours, and you don't need to pay any artists anymore!

Anige:
Now I'm going to delete your friend Kirby permanently!

Tuff:
Hey, it's morning.

Tiff:
And there's still no cartoon.

[Dedede and Escargoon whimpering]

King Dedede:
If we don't put a cartoon on I'll be flat broke!

Escargoon:
But, Sire, there's only five minutes left to go!

King Dedede:
Whoever said "the show must go on" didn't know us!

[Dedede and Escargoon crying as they embrace each other and Tuff laughs]

Tiff:
Too bad those professional animators couldn't help you.

Both:
[stop crying] Huh? What'd you say?

King Dedede:
So let's go!

Escargoon:
There's still hope!

King Dedede:
Well, guys?

Sleepy:
It wasn't easy, dude, but we did it.

Biggy:
We had to draw it really fast.

Bony:
But it's way cool!

King Dedede:
Who cares? It's done!

Escargoon:
10 seconds left!

[Meanwhile, Dedede puts it on the reel]

Tiff:
They drew it a day?

Tuff:
That's amazing!

Kirby:
Poyo.

[Dedede sets it up for live broadcast]

Tiff:
I underestimated you three. [The three boys laughs each other] You obviously have more talent then I gave you credit for.

[The cartoon begins with an overly-stylized image of Tiff. King Dedede and Escargoon's jaws drop, Tiff is shocked, and Tuff and Kirby cover their eyes]

Escargoon:
That doesn't look like you, sire!

King Dedede:
There's somethin' bout 'dat girly that looks sorta familiar!

Tiff (anime-stylized):
I got an idea, I'll invent my own cartoon!

Tuff:
That's supposed to be you!

Tiff:
That's my voice but the rest is all wrong!

Kirby:
Poyo...

Tiff (anime-stylized):
[giggles] This is an absolutely perfect day for snowing, don't you think so? [giggles]

Tiff:
That's so disgusting!

Kirby:
[closes eyes] Poy-oy...

[an image of the animated Tiff holding a parfait is shown]

Tiff (anime-stylized):
I think I'll have a picnic all by myself!

[cut to Tiff growling angrily as she balls her fists]

Tiff (anime-stylized):
I got a funny feeling that somebody out there is watching me.

[cut back to Tiff, who at this point is a boiling mass of impotent rage]

Tiff (anime-stylized):
I wanna be a cartoon star! [giggles]

Tiff:
[She looks at the three boys] Is that airhead really supposed to be me?!

Biggy:
[as the boys laughs] Yeah! Except she's not short like you!

Tiff:
Yeah, I'm short alright... [growls as she pulls out what appears to be King Dedede's mallet out of nowhere] AND SO'S MY TEMPEEER!!!!!

[Tiff attacks the three boys over their exploitative depiction of her in their cartoon, using King Dedede's hammer. The episode ends as Kirby joins in the chase, thinking it to be a game]

Kirby:
POYO!

Rip:
The name's Rip. Sorry to wake ya, officer!

King Dedede:
Ow! Ow! Ow! You hit the volume-izer by mistake!

[Both coughing]

King Dedede:
Hey, what's the idea sticking up the hand here!?

Escargoon:
Yeah, who do you think you are? King Dedede?

King Dedede:
You're in big trouble!

Tuff:
Now what?

[Tiff scowls]

Tiff:
That biker gang could strike again at any time! We've got to have a plan to defend ourselves!

Tuff:
We're not gonna let you mess up Cappy Town!

Turbo:
My name's Turbo. Allow me to introduce our fearless leader: Fang!

Fang:
First we gotta find a dude named Steppenwolf, but then we'll take care of Kirby for ya.

Gus:
One of them bikers is an old friend of mine. You see, I used to belong to a motorcycle gang.

NME Sales Guy:
Now hold up, Highness. Have you considered beating them with a track attack... by having a race? Of course, you'll need a place to race! That's expensive, but Nightmare Enterprises could be the sponsor!

King Dedede:
We gonna have a big race at the brand spankin' new DDD Speedway!

Narrator:
It looks like Fang's racing circles around Kirby and the rest of the Cappy crew! Can the friends defeat the gang without Gus? Find out next time, on Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Fang:
Just wait, Kirby. I'll finish you off later! Right now, I wanna make sure I win this race.

Meta Knight:
Come. Let's search the dungeon.

King Dedede:
That punk jockey ain't got a chance of beatin' Fang now!

Melman:
You caused a lot of trouble when you were younger, but this is your chance to make up for it. Take that chance while you still can!

Gus:
You know, Melman? Maybe you were right. I'll make it up for all the trouble I caused!

Escargoon:
That grease monkey must've got out!

Tiff:
Listen! According to this chemical analysis, the fuel in Fang's motorcycle couldn't have come from this planet.

Meta Knight:
I fear we are dealing with a monster.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
What a surprise. It looks like our bad boy biker has been de-fanged by a rough-riding old-timer with a need for speed!

Melman:
You can say all you want, Tiff. The important thing is that Fang is gone. Ooh, am I gonna be sore tonight...

Escargoon:
Huh, HUH?! Baby string beans, spring rolls with asparagus tips, black truffle risotto, and a deluxe sushi platter?! SIIIRE!!

Escargoon:
Sire! Sire! You won't believe with those Waddle Dees! I just left him in the dining hall!

King Dedede:
Good, don't bring him in here cause it might kill my appetite.

Escargoon:
While you slurp that slot the Waddles Dees are having the feast. It's a gourmet meal with four different courses fit for a king.

[Dedede becomes extremely upset and he throw the cup of ramen noodles to Escargoon's face]

King Dedede:
If it's fit for a king, how come I ain't gettin' any?! Grrr!

Escargoon:
We're busy snickering, here!

[Escargoon stops King Dedede from barging in to his Waddle Dees' mess hall]

Escargoon:
No, sire! I don't think you should go in the dining hall 'til you've calmed down!

King Dedede:
I am calm and hungry too!

Escargoon:
[grunts] Please, Majesty! This is not a good I..dea! You won't be able to control your temper or your appetite! [Pushing Dedede into backwards, grunting] We can't afford to upset the Waddle Dees, Majesty! They do all the work around here! Sire! Let it go! Back up!

King Dedede:
Hey! Hold on. It don't make sense to me! How can that Waddle Dees eat Gourmet grub when they don't got no mouths?

Escargoon:
Huh.

[cut to Escargoon and King Dedede find out how Waddle Dee eat]

King Dedede:
See? No mouth. Waddle Dees can't eat cause they ain't no place to shovel in food!

Escargoon:
But Sire, every living creature needs nourishment. [he runs off and he runs back with a cookie] Let's see if he eats this cookie!

[A Waddle Dee eats A Cookie]

King Dedede:
No way!

Escargoon:
It absorbed the cookie!

King Dedede:
Hey, how'd it do that? It's munchin' alright...

Escargoon:
Wonder how it flosses...

King Dedede:
That's weird.

[Waddle Dee gulps and he walks away]

Escargoon:
They and great didn't even say "Thank you".

[rattling sound]

King Dedede:
Yeah...How much does it cost?

Escargoon:
Does what cost?

King Dedede:
To feed them their Waddle Dees.

Escargoon:
Huh!?

King Dedede:
Them Waddle Dees gets one meal a day...just the same as I do!

Chef Kawasaki:
Great! I'm sure I can cook up a winning bid. I already make food that costs next-to-nothing, and it tastes like it, too!

Tiff:
You can't make a good meal for that money!

Tuff:
Whoever wins will make food for the Waddle Dees.

Meta Knight:
You mean this uprising is over food?

Waddle Doo:
[to the Waddle Dees] The king's so stingy he put us on a starvation diet! Now our stomachs cry out for vengeance!

[cut to King Dedede and Escargoon being chased by angry Waddle Dees]

King Dedede:
We in trouble! My own guards is out to get me!

Escargoon:
I've heard of hunger strikes before, but this is ridiculous!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
[laughs] Isn't this ironic? You guys got cheesy with the Waddle Dees' food and now those little meatballs have you quivering like jelly.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Allow me to introduce our culinary master Fryclops!

Fryclops:
So. All you Waddle Dees are hungry, eh? Here! Let's start with stir-fry dumplings!

Fryclops:
I accept your offer. I want you to attack Kirby!

Fryclops:
I have total control of the Waddle Dees, thanks to my delectable cooking!

Everybody:
Happy Mayor Blustergas Appreciation Day!

Tiff:
You two wouldn't understand appreciation days because you're too self-centered to appreciate anything!

Tuff:
It's not hooey! It's a way to honor our friends!

King Dedede:
Does this mean I ain't getting a gift?

Escargoon:
I'd be shocked if they gave you a card.

King Dedede:
We'll see about that!

Escargoon:
I think you'd be a much better candidate for something like "Take Your Tyrant to Lunch Day!"

King Dedede:
Must be somebody out there appreciates me!

Escargoon:
Oh, I wouldn't bet on that. [to Waddle Doo and Waddle Dees] Do you guys know anybody who appreciates His Majesty?

Waddle Doo:
Nope. Nobody.

Escargoon:
[offscreen] Don't you appreciate the king?

Waddle Doo:
I prefer not to say.

Escargoon:
[As Dedede growls] I have somebody who appreciates me.

King Dedede:
You liar, they're ain't nobody who appreciates you none neither!

Escargoon:
Is too!

King Dedede:
Who could ever appreciate a slug-less slime maker like you. [laughs]

Escargoon:
It really hit the spot.

King Dedede:
I'm gonna hit your spot if you don't hush!

Escargoon:
[laughs] ♫ I detect a hint of jealousy. ♫

[King Dedede screams in angrily]

Tiff:
I know Dedede can be mean and nasty and selfish, but deep down, he really just wants to be loved. If we gave him a present, maybe he'd feel loved, and change his ways.

Tiff:
Wait a second, Dedede! Kirby didn't mean to make you mad, he was just trying to show you he cares by giving you something he likes.

Tuff:
That's more than anybody else did.

King Dedede:
Nobody 'round here appreciates me, so I'm gonna start up a brand new tradition in Dream Land! There gonna be no more appreciation days. From now on, we only celebrating Dis Days!

Chef Kawasaki:
Please, take it down! I don't deserve this!

Waddle Doo:
Sorry, Kawasaki. King's orders!

[Kawasaki whimpering]

Gengu:
Maybe we should give this diss thing a try.

Gus:
And it sure beats having to buy him a present.

Mayor Len:
You do have a point there, Gus.

Mabel:
Kawasaki deserves a little dissing.

Chief Bookem:
His food disses all our stomachs.

[Cappies laughing after throwing those pies at Chef Kawasaki]

Tiff:
[offscreen] Drop those pies!

[All the cappies exclaims in once]

Tiff:
I expect this from Dedede but not from you!

Samo:
Oh.

Mayor Len:
Hello, Tiff.

Professor Curio:
We're only doing what the king said we had.

Tiff:
Tomorrow's your Appreciation Day, Chief Bookem. But I guess it's your Dis Day now.

Chief Bookem:
Oh, that's alright. Don't bother.

Tiff:
I thought so.

Escargoon:
Looks like Tiff's trying to disrupt Dis Day.

King Dedede:
Just wait 'til she finds out who we dissin' next!

[King Dedede and Escargoon laughing evilly]

Tiff:
I guess I was wrong of think Dedede have a change of heart.

Tuff:
You were wrong to think he had heart.

Tiff:
Deep down I'm sure he wants to be good just like the rest of us do.

Tuff:
I think he's rotten no matter how deep down you go.

Tiff:
Even so I--[She notices Kirby is missing] Kirby?

Tuff:
Huh?

Tiff:
Where'd he go?

[Kirby is lured by a watermelon once again. King Dedede and Escargoon prepare the watermelon time bombs]

Escargoon:
Sire, be more careful of this plan old backfire!

King Dedede:
Look at these things got me all taking out. I sure wish Kirby would hurry up and get here.

Escargoon:
Just make sure those watermelons you squatting on don't get crushed, Your Majesty. And don't forget they've all been hollowed out and have time bombs inside them.

Tiff:
[offscreen, angry] What's going on!?

Tuff:
This might be some kind of trap, Tiff.

Tiff:
[As she attempts to walk near the wagon] I think I better take a closer look.

King Dedede:
NO! NO! STAY AWAY!

Escargoon:
DON'T COME NEAR!

[Kirby latches onto the watermelon cart, pushing King Dedede and Escargoon down with it]

Escargoon:
Sire, we have to get out of here.

King Dedede:
What's the problem? It's only a watermelon patch.

Escargoon:
You're forgetting about our explosive surprise.

King Dedede:
Oh yeah. Don't eat yet, Kirby!

Escargoon:
Those watermelons won't blow up till the timers go off.

King Dedede:
So we got time to get away.

Escargoon:
I got an idea. [He whispers something to Dedede]

King Dedede:
Then I'll prank and still work.

[Dedede and Escargoon laughing]

King Dedede:
You fell for it!

Escargoon:
[laughs] We got you got good this time, sucker!

King Dedede:
Only a few seconds left! 10. 9. 8.

Escargoon:
7. 6. 5. 4. 3.

Tiff:
Spit it out, Kirby!

King Dedede:
Here...

Escargoon:
We...

Both:
GO!!!

[Kirby's face becomes red and glows, and he then starts to spit gray smoke from his mouth, at such a force and speed that he is sent flying up in the air while spitting out more smoke]

Mayor Len:
Oh dear.

Chief Bookem:
He's worse than heartburn.

[Kirby crashes into Cappy Town; charred, but he still okay after the watermelon bombs explode inside]

Tuff:
Kirby.

Tiff:
Oh no.

Tuff:
He looks barbecued.

Mayor Len:
Imagine someone doing such an awful thing.

Tiff:
[angry] DEDEDE'S GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!!

Mayor Len:
Oh.

Tuff:
Yeah, he can't get away with turning Kirby into a firework!

Tiff:
I'm having an idea on how to get them back! And I'll need you all to help me!

[All the cappies exclaims in once]

Tiff:
If he thinks these pranks is funny he's dead wrong!

[Cut to King Dedede and Escargoon in a throne room]

King Dedede:
[laughing] So you think Kirby liked his present?

Escargoon:
He was blown away by it, Sire.

King Dedede:
[laughing] You know I almost feel sorry for that, pink pea brain. Maybe I should get him a little thank you gift for being such a good sport.

Escargoon:
Huh?

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
In the market for a monster, Big D?

King Dedede:
No thanks, I played a dynamite trick on Kirby and now I want to buy him a nice present.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
You're joking, right?

King Dedede:
Maybe a box of chocolate-covered watermelons, or a toy, or maybe a t-shirt that says "poyo" on it.

Escargoon:
And wrap it up really pretty too.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
You sure you guys are feeling all right?

King Dedede:
Hush-up! Just send me a present for Kirby or I'll never order a monster from you again!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
I'll do the best I can, Your Majesty...

King Dedede:
[laughs, offscreen] That's more like it!

Waddle Doo:
[runs into the throne room] A message for you, Sire!

King Dedede:
Who's it from?

Escargoon:
It's from Tiff. She's inviting us to Kirby's memorial service.

King Dedede:
His what?

Escargoon:
I regret to inform you that Kirby is gone. We're gathering to bid farewell to him this afternoon. Please, join us to pay our last respects.

King Dedede:
Is Kirby really!?

Tiff:
Poor old Kirby.

Mayor Len:
All those explosions were simply too much for him to take!

[Dedede and Escargoon whimpering]

King Dedede:
So, Kirby's in there?

Gus:
Hard for him. What was left.

King Dedede:
[gasped. he cried] KIRBY!! [whimpering as he shivering, starts having flashbacks of Kirby in his mind. While his tears about to cried] ...I'm sorry!..

[Dedede and Escargoon starts whimpering and crying in front of Kirby's grave, while Tiff, Tuff, and the Cappies, still crestfallen, are standing in front of his grave]

King Dedede:
It's all our fault!

Escargoon:
Forgive us, Kirby! That prank was His Majesty's idea, but I was the one who came up with the time bomb part! For once I wish I weren't so brilliant!

King Dedede:
[As he hitting Escargoon on a head] Now I wish you weren't dumb as me! [crying continues]

Escargoon:
How did that work possible?

King Dedede:
I never would've played that prank if I knew before that was gonna happen... I wish I could go and take it all back!

Tiff:
Unfortunately, it's too late.

King Dedede:
But there's got to be something I can do.

Tiff:
You can't do start by promising not to play any more practical jokes on your subjects!

King Dedede:
I PROMISE!! [crying] Here, Kirby. This one ain't got no time bomb.

Tiff:
I'm sure he'd like that a lot.

King Dedede:
I MISS YOU KIRBY OL' BUDDY! [cries]

Tiff:
I think Dedede is really sorry.

Mayor Len:
I agree.

Tuff:
Looks like he learned his lesson.

[Kirby then jumps out of his fake grave, and eats the watermelon. Dedede and Escargoon screams]

King Dedede:
He even got a hungry ghost!

Tiff:
Oh, Kirby.

[Tuff groans]

Escargoon:
Kirby's not a ghost. The runt's still alive! A-ha! You were all playing a trick on His Majesty, weren't ya?

King Dedede:
[whimpering as he crying loudly, tears of joy] I'M GLAD HE'S OKAY!!!

Escargoon:
You are?

King Dedede:
It was dull bein' ruler of Dream Land before you came along. I need me an enemy!

Tuff:
The king really has changed.

Tiff:
In his own twisted way he cares about Kirby.

King Dedede:
Kirby...

Escargoon:
Don't you think you should check and see what it is first?

King Dedede:
Quiet! [as he proceeds to hit Escargoon with his hand]

Tiff:
That's no toy!

Tuff:
No way!

King Dedede:
I'm glad to see my present such a big hit!

Waddle Doo:
The card says: This is Chuckie. Made especially for Kirby by Nightmare Enterprises.

Tiff:
It's a monster?!

[the townsfolk celebrate Kirby's victory]

Escargoon:
Every day's Kirby appreciation day.

Waddle Doo:
You've got a card, Sire.

King Dedede:
Huh? Somebody appreciates me too.

Escargoon:
Here. Let's see. It's a bill from Nightmare Enterprises. They want 9 million D-Bills for that monster.

King Dedede:
[whimpering as he cried loudly] THEY ONLY APPRECIATE MY MONEY!!

[Kirby is hoisted into the air at the end of this episode]

King Dedede:
Stick a sock in it, slug-mug! We gotta find out why today's so special!

Lady Like:
Daddy's a little nervous. He's always that way on our anniversary.

Tiff:
[to Sir Ebrum] How come you always act so weird on your anniversary? I don't get it. It's the same thing every time.

Sir Ebrum:
Though we've been married for years, I've never given your mother a ring.

Escargoon:
Well, what do you think? Ain't that the most jaw-droppin' eye-poppin' rock you ever seen?

Escargoon:
There you are, my twinkling little treasures. I bet none of you's made of glass. Little does King Greedede know I've been collecting you glittery goo-gahs for years!

King Dedede:
Quiet! It is my royal duty to hog every treasure in this here kingdom!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Just what the doctor ordered, eh, D-Man?

Tokkori:
Is this what you were lookin' for? Looks like I got it first!

Chef Kawasaki:
Hey! You got any fresh fish today, I got a dinner planned!

Tiff:
Oh, please. I've had toothaches funnier than King Dedede.

Escargoon:
That's easy for him to say. PLEASE DON'T PULL MY TEETH OUT, DOCTOR!!

Escargoon:
That maniac drilled so deep, I thought he was gonna strike oil.

Escargoon:
You could get cavities too, you know.

King Dedede:
[laughs] My choppers is way too powerful to get conquered by cavities.

Lady Like:
Tuff. I want you to brush your teeth before you go to bed tonight. You too, Kirby!

Escargoon:
But, Sire, you have to get that tooth filled.

Dedede:
Ain't no way you gonna drag me there! I'd rather dive head-first into the Booma-Dooma Volcano!

Escargoon:
Doctor Yabui won't hurt you, Sire.

Dedede:
He had you shrieking like a smoke detector!

Escargoon:
My life is a nightmare...

Tokkori:
That thing's already torn up half the town!

Tuff:
Whoa! That monster must be huge!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
I can assure you we're not responsible, Triple-D. The escapee was part of our "Young Monsters of the Future" program. The training facility is secure, but it looks like somebody found a way to break into our computer system and sent one of our horrible hopefuls free.

King Dedede:
I'm me, alrighty. I think it's about time to extra-cise my kingly duties and protect my subjects!

Escargoon:
In fact, I can assure you that the King is totally irresponsible!

Tiff:
That poor thing's afraid! We have to do something!

Chef Kawasaki:
Well at least when I don't have any customers I don't have any complaints.

King Dedede:
A Star Warrior ain't supposed to be protectin' no monster!

Escargoon:
Sire, what if he turns into Hammer Kirby?!

King Dedede:
Now don't do nothin' rash! We yer friends, Kirby!

Tuff:
If all monsters were easy-going like Phan Phan, this galaxy'd be a lot better off.

Tiff:
I wish I knew why Phan Phan's so frightened all the time. I've never seen a monster act like this before.

Escargoon:
He's a juggler who goes right for the jugular!

King Dedede:
Now that's my kind of clownin' around! Wonder if that guy does birthday parties?

Whippy:
Hitti hitti!

Hana:
I don't know what's gotten into Kirby, but something has.

Professor Curio:
[cries] Oh no... how could you? My relics are just a pile of rubble now. Why did he come in here and smash them all? Why, Kirby?

Tuggle:
[crying] I'm always nice to Kirby! Why would he wanna do 'dis?

Mabel:
What is wrong, Kirby? You do not seem to be your perky-pink self today.

Tiff:
[horrified] HE DID THAT!?

Mabel:
Thanks to Kirby, I can't make predictions anymore!

Samo:
He smashed up my place, too!

Tuff:
This doesn't look too good for Kirby.

Tiff:
There has to be a misunderstanding. Kirby's a Star Warrior, not a juvenile delinquent!

Mayor Len Blustergas:
Kirby totaled my car...[cries]

King Dedede:
He done what?!

Escargoon:
Kirby's smashing up Cappy Town like a pink wrecking ball!

King Dedede:
[laughs] He sees it's more fun to be a heel than a hero! But there's only room for one mischief-maker in this kingdom, and that's me!

Escargoon:
Well now the Cappies are more scared of Kirby than they are you, Sire.

King Dedede:
Say what?

Escargoon:
Maybe they're just afraid of Kirby because he's a dynamic-demonic ball of fire, and you're just a big bellied out of shape ball of blubber! [gets hit it with Dedede's mallet]

King Dedede:
Now you're out of shape. I'm checking this out!

Chef Kawasaki:
Oh, hello, Kirby. Come on in. I got some leftover turkey jerky hash if you want... Where you goin'? You don't have to have the hash. I can cook anything you want me to. Ah! You just name it!

Tiff:
This can't be true.

[Which leads King Dedede and Escargoon to drive into Cappy Town with their Royal Racecar]

King Dedede:
I heard a rumor that Kirby's raisin' a ruckus 'round here.

Chief Bookem:
He's public enemy number one.

Mayor Len Blustergas:
He's destroying Cappy Town!

Gus:
He's like a monster.

King Dedede:
Is that so?

Escargoon:
I told you Kirby's scarier than you are.

[Kirby throws a pan out the window, breaking it]

Tiff:
It is Kirby!

King Dedede:
He does look kinda scary.

Escargoon:
[laughs] Who knew a half-pint could be so horrifying?

King Dedede:
I ain't gonna let that pipsqueak out-mean me! [He jumps out of Royal Racecar]

Escargoon:
Wait, what are you gonna do!?

King Dedede:
I'm gonna prove I'm more troublesome than Kirby is! [He enters in Kawasaki's restaurant]

Escargoon:
Sire, I was only kidding!

King Dedede:
Hey you there, gumball!

[Kirby's evil state up-close for himself and Dedede gasped]

Escargoon:
You're much worse than Kirby.

[Kirby's evil state up-close for himself, Escargoon screams and hides behind Dedede]

King Dedede:
Forget it! Kirby ain't no threat to you Cappies. Why he's as harmless as a horse-fly!

Tiff:
Yeah, anyone who knows Kirby knows that he wants to help us, not hurt us.

King Dedede:
It's true. Why that goody-goody ain't got a bad bone in his body.

Chef Kawasaki:
[After Demon Kirby set the fire on Kawasaki's restaurant] Why, Kirby!? Why!?

Chief Bookem:
He destroyed headquarters...

[King Dedede's Royal Racecar crashed into Chief Bookem's police station, Doron escapes and exploding violently]

King Dedede:
THERE GOES MY LIMO!!!

Escargoon:
Thanks, Kirby.

King Dedede:
Now what am I gonna drive?

Chief Bookem:
They're wiped out.

[All the cappies talking at once]

Tuff:
I can't believe this.

Tokkori:
I always knew Kirby was trouble, but this takes the cake. That boy's gone ballistic!

Chief Bookem:
Attention all Cappies! Stay inside your homes! Keep your doors locked, and your windows shut! Kirby's on the loose!

[At night, Dedede's castle]

King Dedede:
[offscreen] I ain't gonna let Kirby to show me up.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
This is a surprise, D-Meister. Why the late night call?

King Dedede:
Tell me who's the baddest bad guy in Dreamland?!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Is that a trick question?

King Dedede:
You're supposed to say it's me!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
I'd agree with that.

King Dedede:
But them Cappies thinks it's Kirby!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
No. How come? [As Dedede angrily growls]

King Dedede:
HE SMASHED UP CAPPY TOWN!!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
But Kirby's a good guy.

Escargoon:
[As Dedede growls furiously] He's tearing through this kingdom on a debris spree!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
[laughs] Sounds to me like Kirby found your Demon Frog.

King Dedede:
My Demon Frog?

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Don't you recall the monster you ordered a couple months back? [imitates frog noises]

King Dedede:
Yeah. Now I remember that frog.

Escargoon:
Majesty, that frog is a hoppin' horror show!

[End of flashback]

Escargoon:
Ah, you mean that frog?

King Dedede:
Sunk right into Kirby?

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
If the Demon Frog really is inside Kirby, then there's no way he can be held responsible for attacking Cappy Town, because it was really the Demon Frog forcing him to do it.

[cut to where Meta Knight, Tiff, and Tuff eavesdrop and learn the reason for Kirby's evil behavior]

King Dedede:
[offscreen] I get it.

Escargoon:
[offscreen] Kirby's being controlled by that evil amphibian.

Tiff:
[whispered] I should have guessed Nightmare Enterprises did this!

Meta Knight:
[whispered] We must find a way to make that Demon Frog leave Kirby.

Tuff:
[whispered] Let's go and find Kirby.

Tiff:
[whispered] Yeah! [She, Tuff, and Meta Knight runs off]

Waddle Doo:
Sire!

King Dedede:
What's wrong?

Waddle Doo:
Emergency! Kirby's attacking the castle!

King Dedede:
He is?!

Waddle Doo:
Sound the call for reinforcements!

King Dedede:
I'll show that runt.

Escargoon:
If we try to take on Kirby without Heavy Anaconda's help we might accidentally unleash the Demon Frog and who knows what it'll do!

King Dedede:
[to Escargoon] I DIDN'T ASK YOUR OPINION! [as he used the tape to taping Escargoon's mouth] Keep your yappin' shut! Hey! [laughs] I'm gonna use this tape to stick it to Kirby!

Meta Knight:
Kirby responded to you, Tiff. He is trying to resist the Demon Frog! That monster doesn't have total control of his mind yet. Call to him again.

Tiff:
Kirby! I told you to knock it off!

King Dedede:
I give up, Kirby! [While Demon Kirby is still beating up/attacking him and the Waddle Dees]

Tiff:
FOR THE LAST TIME! STOP, KIRBY!!!!

[The Demon Frog momentarily loses control of Kirby]

King Dedede:
[after letting the Demon Frog after he transforms himself into Demon Dedede, evilly deep voice] You puny peewees better be scared, 'cause I'm the baddest dude on the whole planet!

Tiff:
YOU BETTER LEAVE KIRBY ALONE!!

Escargoon:
They finally sent you the monster. That must be the Heavy Anaconda, Sire!

Tiff:
You should teach those two a lesson.

Tuff:
Yeah, they're always scheming against you!

Kirby:
Poyo.

Tiff:
It's time to give them both a taste of their own medicine!

Kirby:
Poyo.

King Dedede:
Step away, Escargoon! [He kicks Escargoon on a ground and he run away]

Escargoon:
Wait, Sire! I'm a coward too!

[Kirby and friends arrive to find Cappy Town a smoldering wreck and thousands of Cappies homeless]

Tiff:
Oh, Tuff... This is terrible. The whole place was destroyed when that spaceship attacked. There's no Cappy Town left.

Tuff:
I don't believe it.

Tokkori:
Folks are sayin' this is your fault.

[Kirby lowers his head and lets out a sad Poyo. The Cappies turn to Kirby to try to take out their grief on him]

Mayor Len Blustergas:
When your ship crashed, we welcomed you to Cappy Town and now we're paying for it, Kirby.

Chef Kawasaki:
Yeah. We lost everything because of you!

Tuggle:
It was a mistake to let you live here.

Buttercup:
Maybe it's time for you to move on.

Gengu:
Yeah, this is all your fault, Kirby!

[Kirby lets out another sad Poyo, only for his friends to step in and defend him]

Tiff:
This isn't Kirby's fault. It's Dedede's fault!

Tuff:
Yeah, what about all the times Kirby came to our rescue?

Chief Bookem:
He sure didn't save us this time.

Hana:
That's why we don't have a place to live anymore.

Mayor Len Blustergas:
Cappy Town is in ruins.

Melman:
There's not a mailbox left in the whole town.

Samo:
It's a fine mess Kirby's got us in.

Tiff:
Well, this isn't gonna solve anything.

Tuff:
Yeah! Now's the time to work together!

[The Cappies are questioning in a confused state while Tiff growls. Then she proudly grunts]

Tiff:
Come on! We can't give up now! Remember, we've been through tough times before. We'll pull through this one too!

Kirby:
Poyo!

Chief Bookem:
We just don't know what we should do, Tiff.

Tiff:
Meta Knight will tell us. He wants to meet with all of us up in the castle.

King Dedede:
It's a phone.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
That isn't just an ordinary phone, Your Majesty. [Dedede's phone starts ringing with a familiar-sounding ringtone, and Dedede opens his phone to find Kirby and another familiar-sounding ringtone, this one being a remix of the theme song]

King Dedede:
Hey, what's that pink stinker doin' in there?!

Escargoon:
And what's with that annoying music?!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
[laughs] Nobody would ever suspect that you'd use a Kirby phone to call Nightmare Enterprises.

King Dedede:
Great idea!

Escargoon:
I wouldn't be surprised if we even get stuck with a phone bill.

King Dedede:
[about the Halberd] Hey, what is that damn thing?

Escargoon:
Sire, how am I supposed to know? But whatever it is, I think our friend at Nightmare Enterprises would be very interested in it.

Meta Knight:
The coming battle may well determine the fate of the galaxy.

Tiff:
We can't give up without a fight.

King Dedede:
Meta Knight, you's a dirty double-crosser! You've got some nerve buildin' this here battleship in my basement!

Escargoon:
And what's with this "fate of the galaxy" mumbo jumbo? You got that helmet on too tight?

Meta Knight:
You still have a chance to join forces with us before it is too late.

King Dedede:
Lemme see inside of that ship first.

[the door to the inside of the Halberd opens]

Meta Knight:
Follow me. I will take you to the bridge.

King Dedede:
Yeah, I'd like to push you off one.

Mayor Len Blustergas:
This is catastrophic.

Samo:
How can we survive, Meta Knight?

Prof. Curio:
Maybe we should just get rid of Kirby.

Meta Knight:
Listen to me. eNeMeE is not just after Kirby. He will not stop until he controls the entire universe! We must all try to stop him!

Tiff:
That's what this battleship's for, right?

Tuff:
We can battle eNeMeE from inside here.

Kirby:
Poyo.

Mabel:
This sounds crazy.

Meta Knight:
The odds are against us, but you must decide now! I need a crew. Will you stand up and fight with me?

[the Cappies recoil in fear]

Samo:
You want us to fight?!

Chef Kawasaki:
I'm a chef, not a soldier!

Meta Knight:
I cannot fly this ship alone. Are there no brave volunteers? Chief Bookem!

Chief Bookem:
Ah, I'd like to help, but I'm a lawman, not an airman.

Mayor Len Blustergas:
I'm too old to volunteer.

Chef Kawasaki:
I think I left my oven on!

Mabel:
My crystal ball needs polishing!

Gus:
Gotta go pump some gas!

Prof. Curio:
Good luck, Meta Knight!

[the Cappies run out of the Halberd in terror]

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Hey there, D. What's shakin'?

King Dedede:
ME! You just blowed up my monster transmitter!

Escargoon:
And you nearly got us, too!

Kit Cosmos:
Kirby doesn't stand a chance without help.

[the Cappies turn around and notice Kit Cosmos]

Kit Cosmos:
Well what're you waitin' for? We can't let a Star Warrior battle alone!

Samo:
Who is he?

Mabel:
I don't know, but he could use a shave.

Kit Cosmos:
Sergeant Kit Cosmos! I served with Meta Knight and the Star Warrior force and I'm reportin' for duty.

Iro:
Tiff told us about you.

Honey:
He's a big hero.

Spikehead:
You live on that island.

Kit Cosmos:
Kirby and his squad found me there, and when they went home, I chose to stay. But now I've come to help Kirby take on eNeMeE. All right then, who's ready to fight alongside me?

Samo:
He certainly is a tough cookie.

Chef Kawasaki:
Yeah. Even tougher than my cookies.

Kit Cosmos:
Will you stand alongside me, or are you a cowering coward?

Mayor Len Blustergas:
We can't fight, Sergeant.

Prof. Curio:
We're not soldiers.

Kit Cosmos:
Not soldiers? Is that a reason for you to stand there and do nothin'?! Kirby's riskin' his life to save your planet, and it's your duty to help him!

Tuff:
Look who's here.

Tiff:
Sergeant Cosmos!

Kit Cosmos:
I'd never miss a fight if I can help it. [Meta Knight steps out to greet him] Meta Knight, sir!

Meta Knight:
What brings you here?

Kit Cosmos:
I may be a soldier who's over the hill, but I'm proud to serve one last time, if you'll have me.

Meta Knight:
I will.

Kit Cosmos:
It'll be an honor, sir.

Chef Kawasaki:
I can mess up the mess hall, so count me in too!

Dr. Yabui:
You'll need a medic.

Gus:
And I've got the muscle to tune this baby up for ya!

Tiff:
Thanks, guys! But not all of us can go.

Tuff:
Yeah. Somebody's gotta stay behind to start rebuildin' Cappy Town.

Prof. Curio:
Hmmm. We never thought of that, did we?

Gengu:
Yeah, I guess you're... [the area around them shakes again]

Sword Knight:
All volunteers on board.

Blade Knight:
[mumbling] Help Kirby.

Escargoon:
Hey, sire. What were you supposed to do again?

King Dedede:
I was supposed to plant this here time bomb on the ship.

Escargoon:
We weren't supposed to be on the ship, were we?

King Dedede:
Aaah! Get me outta here!

Sword Knight:
Don't worry. She'll be fine. This ship's made to move at hyper speeds.

Tuff:
Yeah, but none of us are.

Tokkori:
Some wormhole. I don't see no worms nowhere.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Our sensors go to have picked up some sort of battleship coming out of a wormhole one light year away. It appears that Kirby and Meta Knight have decided to attack us with their puny little battle barge.

Nightmare:
They are growing desperate. They'll realize I have them beaten. I was hoping they'd be foolish enough to attack, so I've prepared a surprise for them.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
The capsule's set, sir. I'll send it on its way. [sends out a capsule containing Heavy Lobster]

Chef Kawasaki:
Cooking this space food is as easy as boiling water!

Samo:
This is the first time I ever enjoyed Kawasaki's cooking.

Chef Kawasaki:
Can I boil you some dessert?

Dr. Yabui:
Rather dull up here. When I don't have any patients to see, I get rather impatient.

Tuff:
Isn't there any place we can go to get away from you two?

Tiff:
I should've guessed you'd try and stow away.

Escargoon:
We have a right to be here, sister!

King Dedede:
Yeah, this ship was built on my property.

Chef Kawasaki:
What are you doing here?!

King Dedede:
I'm comin' along to give you all a helping hand! I'm sick and tired of eNeMeE sendin' me all them defective monsters!

Escargoon:
What else can we say? We're disgruntled.

King Dedede:
I'm gonna show them crooked creepos that they've done ripped off this here king for the last time!

Tiff:
Well we don't believe a word you say!

Meta Knight:
Do your duty, Chief.

Chief Bookem:
I'm lockin' you up as non-combatant detainees.

King Dedede:
You think he was trying to tell me something?

Escargoon:
He did sound awfully final.

[King Dedede and Escargoon screaming in shocked. And they hugged in panicking]

Escargoon:
I think we got ourselves a monster!

King Dedede:
Hey, there must be some mistake. I didn't order no monster from ya!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
We sent this monster to you for free, Your Majesty.

King Dedede:
Well I don't want no favors from ya, so just take it all back, ya hear?!

King Dedede and Escargoon:
[in unison] RUN!!

King Dedede:
You ain't nothin' but a cheap chizzlin' cheater and now we gonna settle the score with ya.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Can't we just talk this over?

King Dedede:
It's too late! We just found your space fortress and now we gonna make a sneak attack!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Thanks for the tip off, Big D. [to the other members of N.M.E.] Prepare for attack. Launch all Destraya ships immediately! [signs out]

King Dedede:
Hey, that chump just hung up on me!

Tiff:
You're the one who's the chump!

Tuff:
Thanks to you, they know our whole plan now.

Escargoon:
[he and Dedede are shocked by what Tiff & Tuff just said] That sales guy just tricked you again, sire.

King Dedede:
[Laughs] Least I don't have to pay that phone bill.

Gus:
They got thousands of those flyin' hub-cabs!

Chef Kawasaki:
Maybe we should go back while there's still time.

Chief Bookem:
I agree. There's no way we can win this.

Meta Knight:
We will not retreat. We must enter the fortress and fight to the finish!

[three Destraya ships suddenly attack the other Destraya ships to everybody's amazement]

Chef Kawasaki:
What's going on? They're fighting each other.

Tuff:
And they're not attackin' us.

Tiff:
What's eNeMeE up to now?

Meta Knight:
We are not fighting this battle alone.

Knuckle Joe:
[turns on his screen to contact the Halberd crew] Hey, how's it goin', gang?

Tiff:
Knuckle Joe!

Knuckle Joe:
I took over a Destraya and was hoping you'd let me join your party.

Sirica:
[her screen comes on as well] Do you remember me? I came along to help, too.

Tiff:
Hey, that's Sirica!

Kirby:
Poyo!

Sirica:
Knuckle Joe and I have become friends now and we're teaming up to help you defeat eNeMeE.

Sir Arthur:
[his and his knights' screen comes on as well] And we will be joining the battle as well.

Meta Knight:
Arthur, and the rest of the Star Warriors!

Sir Arthur:
We were able to raid the fortress and commandeer some Destraya ships. We will clear the way for you to enter the fortress so you and Kirby can challenge eNeMeE.

Meta Knight:
It will be an honor.

Kirby:
Poyo.

Knuckle Joe:
But right now, just sit back and let us handle that fleet.

Sirica:
Now onto victory!

Sir Arthur:
Full speed ahead!

[the three Destrayas that Knuckle Joe, Sirica, Sir Arthur and his knights stole destroy the other Destrayas]

Tiff:
They destroyed the enemy ships!

Meta Knight:
Yes! Now we can enter the fortress. Set sail for liftoff! [the Halberd blasts its way past more Destrayas and successfully enters the entrance to Nightmare's fortress]

Chief Bookem:
It's awful quiet.

Chef Kawasaki:
I wonder why nobody's attacking us.

Tuff:
Maybe they've given up.

Sword Knight:
Detecting something big, closing fast.

Tiff:
Look there!

Kirby:
Pooo...

[Nightmare, finally stepping out of the shadows after 98 episodes, makes himself known to the Halberd crew through a giant projection of himself]

Meta Knight:
eNeMeE...

Nightmare:
Heh. It was a mistake to come here, Kirby. As you can see, you and your puny band of Star Warriors pose no threat to me. Challenging me is the last mistake you will ever make!

Kirby:
Poyo!

[Nightmare laughs evilly]

Meta Knight:
Follow him.

Tiff:
Meta Knight, those blasts went right through him.

Meta Knight:
He has led us into a trap!

Escargoon:
I guess Kirby's gonna beat us once and for all, Sire.

[Dedede's cell phone starts ringing]

King Dedede:
What's that sound?

Escargoon:
Your phone. [Dedede pulls out his phone and fumbles it between his hands] Ugh, that music's annoying, I wish you'd put it on vibrate. [Dedede catches his phone and opens it]

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
[laugher] Hey there! Are you ready to surrender yet, Your Majesty?

Escargoon:
You bet we are!

King Dedede:
I ain't never gonna wave no white flag!

Escargoon:
Forget about His Highness, can you at least save me!?

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
If you'd like to negotiate, you'll have to speak with my boss. [reveals Nightmare, who laughs evilly and hypnotizes both Dedede and Escargoon]

Sword Knight:
[using King Dedede's cell phone that he dropped to track the signal] The signal's coming from up there.

Gus:
Must be the command center.

Dr. Yabui:
That's where they control the fortress.

Chef Kawasaki:
Hey, let's set up a blast up there and wreck the place. That'll stop eNeMeE!

Tuff:
Yeah, but who can do it?

Tokkori:
It's your idea, so you oughtta go.

[Chef Kawasaki gasps]

Kit Cosmos:
[laughs heartily] Don't worry. I'm comin' along to provide backup support.

Chef Kawasaki:
I wish I never cooked up this idea.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Thanks for the special delivery.

King Dedede:
I know that voice. You're the sales dude!

Escargoon:
We've never actually seen you in person before.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Well you're in for a little surprise. [turns his chair around, and, to the surprise of Tiff, Dedede, and Escargoon, reveals that he has stubby feet similar to other Kirby characters and is only about as tall as Escargoon]

King Dedede:
You look a lot taller on the TV screen.

Escargoon:
You're almost as shrimpy as Kirby.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
[laughs] I may be shrimpy, but I'm a whale of a salesman. And now, we'll take the kid. [Nightmare grabs Tiff]

Nightmare:
It's too late, child. Kirby is about to face his worst nightmare...

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
[evilly laughs] Kirby's falling right into our trap, thanks to you.

King Dedede:
Hold it! We've got a problem here.

Escargoon:
We could use some refreshments.

King Dedede:
Yeah. How about showing us some grinditude with some grub?

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
I'm afraid I can't help you fellas. There's no kitchen in the command center.

Escargoon:
We'll call Kawasaki!

King Dedede:
Oooh! [laughs and grabs the microphone] Yo, Kawasaki! Whip me up a little somethin' and rush it to me right away!

Chef Kawasaki:
Here you go, sire! Liver and spinach surprise.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
How'd he get in here!?

King Dedede:
Oh boy! Home cookin'! [sits down to eat Kawasaki's cooking and enjoys it] Mmm. This here dish is delish! Go on. Have a bite.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
No thanks, I'm not...

King Dedede:
[shoves the liver into the N.M.E. Sales Guy's mouth] You're gonna love it! [laughs]

Escargoon:
[as the N.M.E. Sales Guy turns around, unable to handle the taste of Kawasaki's cooking] Bet ya never tasted anything like that!

Nightmare:
This is checkmate, Kirby. The game is up!

Tiff:
You brought Kirby here because this is where you make nightmares! But he's not afraid of you and your tricks.

Nightmare:
We shall see about that! Before this match is over, you will both learn the force of my power. [evilly laughs]

Meta Knight:
We can use the monster delivery system here to deliver us home.

Tokkori:
You don't seriously expect us to use that contraption, do ya?

Kit Cosmos:
Hm. It's worth a try.

Meta Knight:
But it is close to the place where you planted that bomb.

[the rest of the crew gasp]

Chef Kawasaki:
We have to go back?

Meta Knight:
Yes, and we do not have a moment to lose!

Nightmare:
He has used up all of his energy. Kirby is now completely helpless. I can crush him with little effort... But first, some fun! I shall enter Kirby's sleep and give him a nightmare, and you can join him. This dream will be a real scream!

Nightmare:
[screams in terror as Kirby surrounds him with a barrage of stars from the Star Rod] No! How did Kirby discover the secret? That pitiful little Star Warrior has found my only weakness. I am helpless against the power of the Star Rod!

Tiff:
eNeMeE is really a living nightmare, so the only place you could beat him was inside a dream. Good work, Kirby! You are the only Star Warrior who gets the secret of the Star Rod and can use it against eNeMeE!

Tiff:
[About Tuff, Meta Knight, and the Cappies] We better go look for the others now.

Tiff:
Hi, everybody!

Tuff:
Hey, Tiff!

Tiff:
Kirby battled eNeMeE and he beat him!

[everyone cheers now that they've heard the good news]

Tiff:
Where are you guys going?

Tuff:
The Halberd was blown away. We have to escape before our bomb goes off!

[Tiff and Kirby gasp upon hearing Tuff's own fair share of news]

King Dedede:
[laughs] That liver sure made you shiver!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
[brushing his teeth to get the taste of Kawasaki's cooking out of his mouth] I was completely disgusted!

Escargoon:
Now you know how we feel about you!

[both laugh until they are suddenly interrupted by the Halberd's crew barging into the command center]

Mayor Len Blustergas:
There's the monster delivery system!

King Dedede:
Hey, what's goin' on?!

Chief Bookem:
Kirby beat eNeMeE and now we're gonna destroy this place!

King Dedede:
No way!

[the N.M.E. Sales Guy gasps in shock and terror after having heard what Chief Bookem just said and makes a run for it]

Sir Arthur:
Kirby and his crew have actually done it.

Knuckle Joe:
I hope they had time to...get away.

Sirica:
Good luck, my friends.

[Last lines, series finale; the sun rises over the horizon and the people look on at the fully-rebuilt Cappy Town happily]

Mayor Len:
Cappy Town's as beautiful as ever.

Mabel:
It was hard work, but we rebuilt it together.

Tiff:
Everything's back to normal.

Escargoon:
Except for the castle...[he and King Dedede look at the still-damaged Castle Dedede] It's still a wreck.

King Dedede:
And I ain't even got me a way to order me no more monsters.

Meta Knight:
[holds Dedede's cell phone out] What about this?

King Dedede:
Ah! Gimme!

[King Dedede turns his cell phone on only to find its monitor all fuzzed out due to the destruction of Nightmare's fortress and the command center that was inside it, and he and Escargoon sigh in sadness. Tiff, Tuff, & Kirby laugh at the two and then look back at Cappy Town]

Tiff:
And so Kirby saved the galaxy and proved himself to be the greatest Star Warrior of all... and life in Dream Land went back to normal. But I suppose that with Kirby around, life will always be an adventure. Isn't that right, Kirby?

Kirby:
Puuu... Poyo!