Kirby: Right Back at Ya!, Season 4

[At Doctor Yabui's clinic, Escargoon gets his fractured shell looked at by Doctor Yabui]

Dr. Yabui:
Oh...yes I see...my goodness.

Escargoon:
Your goodness what, doc?

Dr. Yabui:
Bad news. there's a fracture in your shell.

Escargoon:
[gasps] Well don't just sit there, fix it!

Dr. Yabui:
I'm afraid there's nothing I can do.

[Escargoon whimpers in terror]

Dr. Yabui:
It can't be repaired.

Escargoon:
You're joking!

Dr. Yabui:
It might even get bigger.

Escargoon:
THIS CAN'T BE!!![His shell cracks once more, Tiff and Tuff gasped. Whimpering in terror, he sees behind his shell cracking again, cries] PLEASE HELP ME!!!

Tiff:
That's tough.

Tuff:
Don't get excited, Escargoon. It's only a shell.

Escargoon:
Don't tell me not to get excited, kid. My whole world's falling apart!

[Escargoon is suddenly interrupted by Dedede shows up in the Royal Racecar to exacerbate things further]

King Dedede:
Hey, Yabui. No use hiding Escargoon! [He barges into Yabui's clinic] Come on out! I know you here some-place. And I'm gonna find ya. [He tries to open the door] It's me, Escargoonie-goo. Open up this here door. I'm your best pal, ain't I? I won't hurt you.

Escargoon:
Go away. I can't see you now. I'm studying for a blood test.

King Dedede:
I'm real worried about you, so please open up, little buddy? [He pulls out his mallet] In fact...I'll open it for you! Stand back, buddy! [He hits a door with a his mallet]

Escargoon:
He wants to smash my shell to pieces! [He barricades the door]

King Dedede:
Now ain't you gonna let me in there or ain'cha?

Escargoon:
[grunts] Uh-uh! [His shell cracks again, then he screaming in terror]

Tiff:
Stop that! Haven't you done enough?! Don't you know Escargoon needs his shell to protect his body?!

King Dedede:
Protect his body?

Dr. Yabui:
That's right. Without his shell, Escargoon would be completely exposed.

[Tuff laughing]

King Dedede:
Hey! Wonder what that looks like...[He imagines what Escargoon would look like without his "clothes" on, which is reference by The Birth of Venus; thinking] Am I being disrespectful? Should I leave Escargoon alone? Probably but I ain't a' going to. Now show me what you hiding under that there shell!

Escargoon:
I'm never showing nothing to nobody!

Tiff, Tuff, and Dr. Yabui:
Nobody?

Escargoon:
Why do I suddenly feel like a scientist experiment!? [When Dedede busts the door with his mallet] I'm not letting you open this door!

King Dedede:
[He continue busting the door with his mallet for several times] Let me in!

Escargoon:
GO AWAY!!! Help me.

King Dedede:
Here I come! [He smash the door down. He does so and breaks the shell completely]

Escargoon:
That did it!

[All exclaims, and Kirby close the Escargoon's shell]

King Dedede:
Hey! You get off of that! You can't park it there!

Tiff:
Stay right where you are! Now you've done it! You've split Escargoon's shell apart!

Escargoon:
I never felt so violated! I lost my dignity!

King Dedede:
Now you just relax whilst I have myself a little look-see here.

Escargoon:
Don't let him touch me!

King Dedede:
You know you're gonna have to show me sooner or later.

Escargoon:
How about later? Much later.

[Dedede chases Escargoon around, both yelling]

King Dedede:
As your king, is it my royal right to see what you got under that shell and I ain't quit 'til I get a peek! [As he steps on Escargoon's tail, Escargoon screams as Kirby falls off. Escargoon grab and pull the tail offs and his so the shell falls off, but it closed again] Oh no!

Escargoon:
Thank goodness.

Kirby:
Po-yay?

Tiff:
Leave Escargoon alone! Don't you think you've caused enough trouble for him already?!

King Dedede:
Not really. I think I could cause a lot more trouble.

Tiff:
You broke his shell in the first place, so you better find him a new one!

Escargoon:
And fast!

King Dedede:
Find him a new shell, huh? That's a great idea!