Kitchen Nightmares, Season 4

[After discovering they don’t have a head chef]

Gordon:
Abby, what you’re employing is a ship with no captain at the helm and a team desperate for guidance. No guidance is no standards; no standards is no consistency. So, who came up with the menu? If this is American comfort food, somebody’s dreaming here.

Abby:
I did. I did; I take full responsibility for the menu.

Gordon:
You have no cooking background but you put the menu together? Abby, you’ve got to understand how frustrating this is. It’s ridiculous!

Abby:
I don’t know what to say. Fix it. You fix it! That’s why you’re here.

Gordon:
Oh come on, Abby! How can I fix it when you stand there in front of your team rating YOU and your restaurant and your food 10 out of 10? Dreamer!

Abby:
I don’t... I don’t think it’s as bad as you say it’s...

Gordon:
Stop being in denial!

Abby:
Can you be more specific about the meat loaf? What did you not like about the meat loaf?

Gordon:
(in disbelief) Oh, SHIT!

Abby:
Can you say something besides...

Gordon:
You’re loopy!

Abby:
I’ve been called worse than that.

Gordon:
Wake up and admit it’s shit!

Abby:
Bring it on.

Gordon:
Oh, come on.

Abby:
Bring it on.

Gordon:
What do you mean, “bring it on”?