Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness, Season 2

[Po finds Crane in his father's noodle shop]

Po:
Hello. Why do you want to leave the Furious Five, buddy?

Crane:
I don't want to talk about it.

Po:
Come on, you can tell me.

Crane:
[defiant] I said no!

Po:
Tell me.

Crane:
No.

Po:
Tell me.

Crane:
No.

Po:
Tell me.

Crane:
No.

Po:
Tell me.

Crane:
No.

Po:
Tell me.

Crane:
No.

Po:
Tell me.

Crane:
No--NO!

Po:
I could do this forever. Is this how you want to spend the rest of your life?

Crane:
[sighs] It's my mother. She's always been kind of… overprotective. [voice-over during a 2D animated flashback] She made me wear a full suit of armor till I was six years old. I wasn't allowed to run or play, and she tied pillows to all the sharp corners in the house. She just didn't believe I could take care of myself. But one day, I snuck out and went to… a kung fu class! It was amazing! I knew right then it was what I wanted to do with my life. Of course, the class may have been a wee bit advanced for me. I don't know how my mom found out, but ever since then, she's hated kung fu. The slightest hint of it gives her dangerous heart palpitations. So I had to promise I would never, ever, ever have anything to do with kung fu.

[Back to the present]

Po:
[surprised] Whoa.

Crane:
Po, my mom has a weak heart. If she knew I was a Kung Fu master, it would kill her.

Po:
Are you sure she doesn't know?

Crane:
Yes, 'cause she's not dead! I've been telling her that I… [sighs] Manage an inn. It's what she always wanted.

Po:
Not like you… own an inn? Or you own a bunch of inns, or you invented inns?

Crane:
No. Mother believes in keeping her expectations low. Anyway, I figured I could get away with it 'cause she hates traveling. So I thought she'd never come to visit. And now she's coming to visit!

Po:
Huh?

Crane:
[nervously worried] Oh, Po. What am I gonna do?

Po:
[thinking; then gets an idea] Got it! You don't have to quit. We'll just pretend you're an inn manager. How long is she staying?

Crane:
Just for the day. But it gets worse. I told her my inn is the Jade Palace. And that you and the Five work for me. And that Shifu is a poor, underprivileged simpleton who cleans the toilets!

Po:
[shocked] What?!