L.A. 7

Bradley:
That’s it. Put your arms part to it. That’s it. Use your armed part and use your arms. Keep your back straight.

Rachel:
Jon’s getting really strong, you know. Last night, I saw him open the ketchup bottle all by himself.

Jo:
Actually, I started that for him.

Rachel and Hannah:
Oh.

Rachel:
Well, I really think he stands a chance, I mean I know Ryan’s big in everything but he’s stupid. No offense, Tina.

Tina:
He’s not stupid. He’s lovely. If only hadn’t had that dumb argument with Jon and Jon hadn’t accepted the stupid challenge. Just doesn’t seem like him.

Rachel:
Hmm. He is a bit out of character. You’re right.

Hannah:
It’s their hormones. Guys are programmed to behave like that. I’ve read it in just 17. They get all insecure when they think another guy’s invited their own territory. They’re like big monkeys.

Tina:
Monkeys?

Hannah:
Yeah. All snug in their tree until another monkey comes along then they get nervous for their bananas.

Jo:
Their bananas.

Hannah:
Yeah. I mean that other big ol’ monkey probably already has bananas of his own, but that doesn’t stop them feeling threatened.

Tina:
So I’m dating a big monkey.

Hannah:
Erm. Yeah. But a nice monkey. Your one’s the king of the swingers.

Tina:
A jungle VIP.

Hannah:
Mhm.

Rachel:
Hey guys, can we remember who we’re rooting for him in this contest?