Las Vegas, Season 3

Danny:
Sam, you heard of Sexiest Bachelors of Vegas calendar?

Sam:
Yeah, of course.Everyone has. Roberto, my colorist,he has it up on the wall in his salon, and all the boys make bets on who they can get to bite the pillow first.

Mike:
You're kidding?

Sam:
No, he does pretty well for himself,actually.Last year, he nailed Mr. July, Mr. December....

Danny:
So this is a- a gay calendar?

Sam:
Yeah, it's the gayest.Why?

Mike:
No reason.

Sam:
You guys posed for the calendar?

Mike:
Huh? No. You kidding?

Sam:
She got you with the puppies?

Danny:
They were so cute.

Mike:
Danny...Danny...

Sam:
What is it with boys and dogs...When does that come out?

Mike:
We don't know what you're talking about.

Sam:
Oh. You know what? I have to go.I don't have time for this.I have to go, uh, tell everybody. Heeehaaa!! [Sam laughs and runs away.]

Danny and Mike:
Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam!

Mike:
This is very, very, very bad.

Danny:
This is worse than bad.