Las Vegas, Season 4

Delinda:
I tried to stay up until you got home last night, but I was completely spent.

Danny:
Spent?

Delinda:
Yeah. But I slept really well.

Danny:
So I thought we could figure out a way to use up all this energy.

Delinda:
Oh, yeah? Mmm-hmm I'll be right back.

Danny:
Okay.

(ELECTRONlC BUZZlNG)

Danny:
All right. Delinda! We need to talk about this. You can't just get up in the middle of...

Delinda:
I had spinach in my teeth. What? Danny, what's going on? You didn't just suddenly develop a phobia to oral hygiene, did you?

Danny:
I just I thought it was the Frisky Ferret. I thought that you were in there. I thought that you were in there, you know...

Delinda:
Why would I do that when I have the real thing right here?

Danny:
Because you would rather have the tractor in your field than the mule in your Mike's an idiot. Look, I think that we have an amazing sex life and I don't need sex toys or erotic accessories to make me happy. I just need you.

Delinda:
I feel the exact same way, Danny.

Danny:
Good.

Delinda:
So if this is about the Frisky Ferret, let's just get rid of it. We good?

Danny:
Yeah. Good.

Delinda:
'Cause I'd rather be here with you like this, than lying alone, half-undressed, in the middle of the day, fantasizing about you and me doing it on a picnic bench in the middle of the woods.

Danny:
What do you mean?

Delinda:
You know. Bra, blouse, nothing else. Except my boots. And I'm getting a few splinters, but I kind of like it. And any moment we might be discovered. It's just something that gets me really excited. But don't worry. That's all over.

Danny:
I'll be right back.

(ELECTRONlC BUZZlNG)

Delinda:
Danny! (DELlNDA LAUGHlNG)