Law & Order, Season 9

Judge Randall:
You're charged with murder in the first degree. How do you plead?

Alice:
Not guilty.

Pinsky:
The defendant is serving state time, so bail is moot.

Judge Randall:
She's remanded. Any other business?

[Alice confides with Pinsky; Randall and Abbie overhear their conversation]

Judge Randall:
What is it, Mr. Pinsky?

Pinsky:
My client is asking me to make an application I feel is clearly inappropriate.

Judge Randall:
Spit it out, please.

Pinsky:
Well, she wants to disqualify Miss Carmichael.

Alice:
Aren't you gonna say anything?

Pinsky:
Judge, I am not going to waste the court's time with this.

Alice:
Could I represent myself? 'Cause this lawyer's worthless.

Judge Randall:
Talk to me, Miss Simonelli.

Alice:
[points at Abbie] She should not be prosecutin' this case. She's prejudiced against me.

Abbie:
That's ridiculous.

Judge Randall:
Let her finish.

Alice:
She locked me up three years ago, just 'cause I couldn't help her. She's got a grudge against me.

Abbie:
Your honor, this woman has some kind of persecution complex.

Judge Randall:
Save your breath, Miss Carmichael. [to Alice] I'm sorry. I can't disqualify an ADA from a case simply because she...

Alice:
All I want is a fair trial. This BITCH is out to get me!

Judge Randall:
[bangs gavel] Enough! Take her out.