Law & Order: UK, Series 3

DS Ronnie Brooks:
It's an oxymoron.

DS Matt Devlin:
No, it's not.

DS Ronnie Brooks:
Matty, what are you talking about? Sausages are made from meat, not soya. And they certainly ain't made from vegetables.

DS Matt Devlin:
Why should veggies be denied the pleasure of a sausage roll? And let's face it, Ron, [indicates Ronnie's abdomen] it is half the fat.

DS Ronnie Brooks:
And half the taste. I'll have you know, I am at the peak of my fitness. Do not let this cuddly exterior fool you, son.

[They both sit down at their desks to eat when they see the rest of the office, including DI Chandler, quietly standing in a group and staring at them.]

DS Matt Devlin:
Blimey. Who died?