Letterkenny, Season 4

'Reilly:
So like, what are we supposed to call you then? Our gay buddies from the gym, or…

Dax:
We took gay in the expansion draft from you about a hundred years back.

Jonesy:
Butch?

Ron:
Shout out to our sisters in the women's league.

Reilly:
Fruit?

Dax:
Fruit had a cup of coffee in the show a few decades back, but never really produced for either of us.

Jonesy:
Bear?

Ron:
You guys released bear a while back for under performing and we got her at a friendly price. Been a real stud for us ever since.

Reilly:
Cub?

Dax:
Cubs been consistent since he put her on line with bear.

Jonesy:
Poofter?

Ron:
Still playing overseas, likely gonna retire there.

Reilly:
Nellie?

Dax:
Only your grandpa remembers that alumni.

Jonesy:
Homo?

Ron:
Homo maybe in your ring of honor, but never forget the body checks our goons threw down to end that career.

Reilly:
Queen?

Ron:
Queen is the best arena music of all time. But still, it's only for some.

Reilly (to Jonesy):
I'm not fucking saying it.

Ron and Dax:
Fag.

Jonesy:
Not sure that's P.C., but you said it.

Ron:
Fag got cut in the '80s, and may have cleared waivers, but we all made a gentlemen's agreement not to sign it because of behavior detrimental to the league.