Letterkenny, Season 4

Katy:
Relationships. It's a lot of work.

Rosie:
Do what you love....

Wayne:
And you'll never work a day in your life.

Mrs. McMurray:
Your wardrobe colour scheme looks like a bi-polar spell! Get those cocksuckers off your feet!

Coach:
Pardon?

Mrs. McMurray:
The ankle socks, you fuckin' sally. How does your wife let you leave the house lookin' like that, huh?

Coach:
My wife died three years ago.

Mrs. McMurray:
Yeah, well, one look at you and it's clear she's in a better place now, you fuckin' asshole!

Wayne:
Don't you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It's 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!

Daryl:
No innocent people hurt either.

'Reilly:
So like, what are we supposed to call you then? Our gay buddies from the gym, or…

Dax:
We took gay in the expansion draft from you about a hundred years back.

Jonesy:
Butch?

Ron:
Shout out to our sisters in the women's league.

Reilly:
Fruit?

Dax:
Fruit had a cup of coffee in the show a few decades back, but never really produced for either of us.

Jonesy:
Bear?

Ron:
You guys released bear a while back for under performing and we got her at a friendly price. Been a real stud for us ever since.

Reilly:
Cub?

Dax:
Cubs been consistent since he put her on line with bear.

Jonesy:
Poofter?

Ron:
Still playing overseas, likely gonna retire there.

Reilly:
Nellie?

Dax:
Only your grandpa remembers that alumni.

Jonesy:
Homo?

Ron:
Homo maybe in your ring of honor, but never forget the body checks our goons threw down to end that career.

Reilly:
Queen?

Ron:
Queen is the best arena music of all time. But still, it's only for some.

Reilly (to Jonesy):
I'm not fucking saying it.

Ron and Dax:
Fag.

Jonesy:
Not sure that's P.C., but you said it.

Ron:
Fag got cut in the '80s, and may have cleared waivers, but we all made a gentlemen's agreement not to sign it because of behavior detrimental to the league.

Dan:
You gotta respect athleticisms, Connor Moist-Gregor, Conner Moist-David, Floyd Moist-Weather. Why, they're all at the top of their classes.

Daryl:
They're all driving Moist-eradis, that's all I know.

Wayne:
May even a Rolls Moist. Or maybe a Moist-cedes Benz.

Daryl:
No Moist-subishis Eclipses in this bunch.

Dan:
They're not using Capital One Moister-Cards.

Wayne:
Buerger's Disease

Katy:
Was it Buerger's ?

Wayne:
Yes, Buerger's

Daryl:
Didn't she get treated at the Mayo Clinic?

Wayne:
Yes. She got her Buerger's treated with Mayo.

Katy:
Did she do that to catch up to the competition? Did she ketchup?

Wayne:
Yes. And despite her Buerger's , she never beefed with anyone.

Daryl:
She relished a challenge. That was a challenge that she relished.

Wayne:
She worked her buns off. She worked the buns off her Buerger's .

Daryl:
No cheesy moves.

Katy:
Let us all be inspired by her. Lettuce.

Wayne:
No hot-dogging. Just Buerger's .

Jonesy:
Gotta crack a snappy for the Winstagram, buddy.

Reilly:
Yeah, couple of pickies for the chickies.

Jonesy:
Gymstagram, bro.

Reilly:
Instapicks, instachicks.

Jonesy:
Gotta provide people with proof you're pressin' pounds, otherwise what's the point? Am I right?

McMurray:
Has anybody ever played "Never Have I Ever"?

Dan:
Nevers.

Mrs. McMurray:
Never?

Daryl:
Never ever.

Katy:
Not even once.

McMurray:
It is a dandy little drinking game we picked up down 'Minican.

Mrs. McMurray:
We go down 'Minican twice a year, that's all I know.

McMurray:
Still don't get down 'Minican enough, baby, that's true.

Mrs. McMurray:
Was down 'Pulco pertnear every winter 'til fellas started gettin' hanging from bridges with their dinks cut off.

McMurray:
Crying shame because Sinatra used to have a place down 'Pulco.

Mrs. McMurray:
You know, JFK and Jackie O had their goddamn honeymoon down 'Pulco.

McMurray:
But we picked up "Never Have I Ever" down in 'Minican.

Katy:
K.

Reilly:
Locked and loaded, bro.

Jonesy:
Bring on the gains, boys.

Reilly:
Capital gains, boys.

Jonesy:
Charlotte Gains, bro.

Reilly:
A quick Serge of Gains, bro.

Jonesy:
Focus is?

Reilly:
Traps and tri's buddy.

Jonesy:
Traps and tri's, bro.

Reilly:
We should be ripping sand bell slammers.

Jonesy:
We should be ripping kettleball sumo deadlifts.

Reilly:
We should be ripping standing V-bar pushdowns.

Jonesy:
We should be ripping cable hammer curls with rope attachment.

Reilly:
We should be ripping close grip EZ bar curls with band.

Jonesy:
We should be ripping standing dumbbell reverse spider curls.

Reilly:
We should be ripping two arm barbell wide grip preachers curls.

Jonesy:
Like Arnold, buddy.

Reilly:
Uh-hmmm.

Both:
(grunting)