Leverage, Season 2

Sophie:
No. No, no, no. Stop it. There is nothing you can say that's gonna make me feel better.

Parker:
I know what could make you feel better. We should steal something.

Nate:
No, no.

Sophie:
Yes! We could do it together.

Eliot:
I like this. Get right back up on the bike.

Parker:
Bike of crime.

Nate:
Didn't you earlier tell me how great your new lives were?

Parker:
I stole the Hope Diamond.

Nate:
What?

Parker:
And then I put it back. Yeah. Because I was bored. Didn't care.

Hardison:
I spent three days hacking White House e-mail. No buzz.

Sophie:
See?

Hardison:
But we are doing some hinky stuff in Pakistan. Hinky.

Sophie:
Look, I'm miserable, they're miserable. [to Eliot] Okay, what-what have you been doing the last six months?

Eliot:
…I was in Pakistan.